CALLING ONCE, TWICE and SOLD......

have to use the dumb dumb phone for the next few days
sigh
why?
I also want to know why lor

they conducting an exercise
and then everybody must be contacted
and though I got a smartie stupiak hdp
but hor strictly speaking BO PASS
hahaha

so no choice lor
better get used to the dumb dumb phone for next few days....
after next week, can use back the smarties stupiak hdp le
DUH

anyway, makes no difference to me la
coz seldom ppl call or message or wa me de mah
so I wont feel "lost"
for the rest...hm.... I cant say for them

but got one damn sukee lor
I overheard she telling her boss "THEN DUN CALL ME LOR"
swee
*clap hands*
the boss explained cannot coz its an exercise, all must be contactable
then she said "why must be contactable? dun call me la. I dun want to contactable.  anyway my hdp is the mirco sim card de. so dun have the big one for use with the dumb dumb phone"
and her boss told her "u go tell the mgt tt. dun tell me. u r supposed to be contactable at all times"

frankly, she is an old bird lor
to be contactable is a rule mah... in all office.... not just here
she trying to be funny or what
anyway, I better dun go kapo la
mind my own business
let her boss handle her

this time confirmed the phone will ring but not the reason I wanted it to
DUH

BE A SPY GIRL

dun know where I got the "courage" to go join this event
duh
think I also damn tired le
just go and see what is in store for me.....

what event?

"This is an annual Singles party you cannot miss. Set in the heart of Marina Bay Sands, be prepared to get surrounded by 300 charismatic spies and sassy ladies to the likes of James Bond and his Bond gals in this night filled with action, thrill and passion......"

who can tell me what is the dress code for a james bond's girl........
hm....

frankly, I think its all fated
why?
coz remember the furniture and the oil incident
well and then end up I applied for leave on 13th....and so CO_INCIDENCE... the event is also on 13th

I was in a dilemma whether to attend this event or not
coz wed need to work mah
so how to DRESS UP tio bo?
even if I bring stuff to office and change, I would be bringing a big bag mah
so now no big bag.... and can dress up coz I would be at home lor

so u tell me... is this pre-destined? is it fated?
dun go, "tui bu qi ji zi" leh
hahaha
but then again, gg alone also scary leh.... 300 pax... duh!!

HUAT AH!!

looking forward and cant wait to see what is in store for me.....
WISH ME LUCK

off track, by the way, mystery solved on why I was not notified abt the course which I was nominated to go
coz she was supposed to forward to us and she was on leave for two days.......
tts why I was not informed... so nobody's fault..... coz its all fated de.... so tt I can join this spy girl event......

WAHAHAHAHAHA
*cross fingers*

ZIP ZIP

glad tt he shared this "secret" with me
but whether will he take up the offer, I think I will know soon.......after he is back from his honeymoon

wish him all the best though
=)
but if its me, I would take it up!
afterall, tts what I wanted ah
hehehe

why no ring ring ring for me
=(

WAKIE WAKIE

not sure whether u guys remember this case some time back
dun know he is a retired engineer or an architect, but he is a retired professional la

so one day, his wife with his sis and some ppl went up to the mistress's place
his sis called him and after so many calls he finally turned up
and he said "since make until like this de, then got to divorce le lor"
KUA KUA KUA

swee rite
must clap hands rite
said what the mistress took care of him so must give her a status and its his turn now to take care of her

wa kao!
well said rite?
then the wife is what?
also took care of him including giving birth to their children and also took care of the house
and he can like tt treat her??!!!??
professional leh!!
WTF

when his sis told to him to "Come home"
he actually replied "this is my home"
arggghhhhhh

when the mistress asked him "do u love me?"
he replied "of course I love u"
and she said "will u leave me?"
and he said "I wont leave u"

wa lao!
if I am the wife, should heart break de lor
WTF
this man sleeping by my beside for so many yrs said such fucking things
sigh


I read the article until I want to beat ppl leh
does he know what the fuck he talking abt!!!??!!?
sigh

ok anyway freedom of speech
can say anything

hope he will wake up before its too late

LIKE MOTHER LIKE DAUGHTER

I saw this mother and daughter on the train playing their mobile game
suddenly mama shouted at girl "hey! I wanted to do 4 in row!! u dun know u dun anyhow play ok"
and girl just diam diam after being scolded by mama
and to me, "its just a game. why need to scold the girl?"

guess they did not managed to clear the level and so restart the game again
this time, the girl went "hey!! I can make 4 in a row leh. y u anyhow!!! "
mama went "ai ya! is it? its ok la"
girl "what is ok? just now also like tt but u scolded me leh."
and mama diam diam

and I arm chio
>.<
DANG!!

always easy to say others but not ownself......

CALL AGAIN?

sat I attended a buffet makan event
17 guys and I only managed to get 4 numbers
=(

anyway did not expect anybody to contact me la
end up got one
but hor... DUH

after the event
this guy D, smsed me
"nice to meet u would like to know u more"
"nice to meet u 2. have a nice weekend"
"when can we go out for dinner/movie?"
"sure can be arranged. but tomolo I have to attend a wedding. why not a dinner on a weekday after work?"
"ok. call u again"

WTF!!
call again?
normally I thought ppl will immediately set a date first mah
still need to check what??!!!?

anyway, he probably gotten a faster response from another participant
so I am put back on the shelve and wait.......
till today no calls from him
ok
whatever
no love lost...
as long as he happy
afterall he is not my destiny

WHOSE FAULT?

sigh
all becoz sis said she wanted to eat dim sum on sat I went to make the furniture delivery on a weekday and decided to use my OIL
I tell u hor
WTF

its actually like this
I placed an order for deliver on 9th
I realized tt I am gg to JJ's concert therefore decided not to risk it for the delivery to be on the 9th
so I changed to 2nd
delivery co told me ok for 2nd then few days later informed me tt 2nd is PH so cannot. then I said ok, changed to 16th......but becoz sis said dim sum on 16th........I made the decision to have the delivery on the weekday

I decided to have the delivery on 5th then I was informed tt some furniture need time to deliver over so they cannot send all on 5th...as I did not want to spilt 2 days for the delivery, I asked them to deliver on 7th
of course my calendar was empty tt day and no duties to cover before I confirmed with them on 7th

after applying for 5th then cancelled to apply for 7th, someone informed me tt "were u aware tt u were nominated to go for a course on 7th?"
"opps! sorry I was not aware" I replied
"so how? must u take leave on 7th?"
"np. I will take note of the course. and I will postpone to the OIL to the following week"

so I called the delivery co and informed them tt I need to change the date again
and swee lor..waited a while before someone from logistics and was given a "long and short" story
of course I knew the problem for them la
coz I kept changing then how can they go arrange my delivery rite
so I explained "but its becoz on the 5th u cannot deliver all, so I change to 7th but now my boss said no to 7th:
DUH
anyway she said she understand but I must also understand her situation
then I said ok and she said she only allowed me to change ONE MORE TIME and tts final...
so I told her OK

after tt, I cancelled the 7th leave and apply for the XX . I told A tt sure got someone will call and give me a good one for applying and cancelling of leave and she told me "who so free"
and then true enough BOSS emailed "I hope this is the last time u r changing ur OIL date"
wa kao!
I want to cry
wtf
not my fault tt someone did not inform me of the course which I am supposed to attend lor
why me?
my fault?

tts why hor
if I had insisted tt I am not gg for the course coz afterall nobody informed me
then I wont get into this unnecessary shit
if I knew tt I have to attend the course, u think I so dare dare go apply for leave tt day
so if its someone's blunder then why must I "eat" it for them
DARN

anyway I am very gamdong tt she stood up for me la
she replied BOSS tt as I am not notified tt I am suppose to go attend a course on 7th, tts why I need to change the date
and BOSS replied "OK. just tt too many notification. very disturbing"

I thanked her for notifying me abt the course, if not I would have created a blunder
and she told me its due to "lapse. blah blah blah"
she told me tt as she has deleted the email , she will get K to email me the details of the course

and then I was like "swee lor. u knew abt it, but u did not inform me. keep the infor for what? own self own self happy? and now I am in trouble becoz of whatever reason u did not forward me the info"

sigh
this is such an unfair world.........
someone's blunder, I got to cover for it

AM I RIGHT OR WRONG?

did a very "bad" thing today
ok, not very bad la
but at least I dun feel very good after tt

but then I got support from my one and only "u have me and I have u"
she said "its ok"
SWEE! I like it

what did  I do?
well, I put the letters for the previous owner of my flat into the "return addressee" letter box
I thought its abt time for them to go remind the BANK to send to their new address
I have been "delivering" their letters to them since I took over the house, have been many months le, unless its ad hoc letters if not, I dun think I should be "delivering" the letters to them
what if its the "RETURN MONEY" notice? or whatever shit
better let them go find out where they are staying now and dun come create problem for me in future

u said tio bo?
or I should just continue to deliver... be a good samaritian

FRIENDS OR EXS?

watching this hk talk show
she was interviewing veronica yip
dun know whether u know who she is bo
from a nobody to a somebody
coz she acted the r rated show


ok anyway not abt her
its abt what she said abt all her exs

I still trying to understand what she said, but at this moment, it sounded OK

she said her exs are nice ppl, good ppl, and just like her, she also a nice and good person
but then for whatever reason, both ppl cannot be together and decided to split amicably, then tts it!!
she dun believe " bye bye can still be friends" her reason is if can be friends, then why break? since break le, means cannot be together. since no can be together then no be friends"

TADA!
chim bo??

must get enlightenment
but currently it sounded logical..... but still dun understand really cannot  be friend meh??

imagine she had a bf whom is younger than her
and when they started the rs, she told him "one day I will leave. coz I will never marry someone younger than me. r u ok with it?"
the guy said "OK"
then they got together and of course subsequently they broke up too la.....
I think she very steady leh, if she knows the rs no happy ending then why start it??
CHIM

LONG AWAITED GATHERING

tonight has a dinner gathering with sec friends
long time no gather le
so nice of xiong to gather us
though no full attendance but better than nothing rite?

thank god for giving me such a great brunch of friends!
blessed!!

AMEN!!

should do this more often....

I was sharing with them the japan trip
hahaha
I think I might have given the wrong impression tt sis is "very bad"
haha and I am like the victim

anyway do rest assured, I am not being "bullied"  coz I might be a bully too at times.....
its just our way of communication
blast off and next min, we are ok le

the usual qn is "so will u not go on another F&E trip with ur sis?"
the answer is very straightforward " NO!! I will definitely go with her again!!!  like I said, she brought me to many places least expected de. I doubt if u go on a package tour, u might not be gg to such places"

also thank god for giving me such a loving and caring and well resourced elder sister!!
so blessed!!

AMEN!!

I AM BACK!!

back from japan trip with sis
THANK GOD!!

hahaha
it was quite an enjoyable trip
F&E
get to eat, see, drink and sleep
but frankly go with someone with the same definition as F&E as u and also the stuff tt u want to see or play or buy

before the trip, as I already told her tt I want to have a Disney sea, the rest of the days she can planned anything she wants.... therefore, when she brings me to go museum or the warehouse or the ship or whatever not, I just follow and I wont be unhappy abt it or whined abt it, I just follow
but got to say what sis wants to see, is not what I want to see.... but majority of the places she brought me during the trip, happened to be what I want to see la

my kind of F&E is u planned, I follow
I wont make any noise I just follow
but for sis, wa kao!! F&E but I got to do something too......like read the map, or understand the train stations which station link to which station
then as usual lor, 2 fires come together, became an explosion lor
hahaha

and hor, I tell u
she takes photos like dun know what
one spot can take 10 over times to get the PERFECT shot
but what is PERFECT SHOT?
ur perfect is not my perfect, my perfect is not urs lor
ppl cannot walk passed, ppl cannot stand behind her, ppl cannot "stick out" from her 2 shoulders or the head, or any stick or whatever shit cannot just appeared from her body, the hair must be in the right way, the lighting must be correct
WTF!!
I took the photos until I so pek chey
and she scolded me like nobody business
until I gave her a "CB" and a middle finger sign in Disney sea and she asked me "why I need to scold her"
WA KAO!!
she scold me can, I just vent out my anger cannot??

its very ridicoulous lor
I asked her u took the photos for what? for memory or for uploading?
and she said for uploading
kua kua kua
I told her sure got ppl de, and her "audience" will know that sometimes is bo pian de, but she said NO WAY! tts not a good photo!!
and to me, U ARE JUST WASTING MY TIME!!!
coz imagine from pt At pt B, 15 mins we can reached le, end up we took abt 45mins.... sibei TL
why?
coz she wants to take the ferris wheel, hotel and bridge and dun know what not..... DUH

just take the last nite dinner we had before leaving japan
she wanted sushi
fine, we go walk ard to find a sushi restaurant
but becoz I dun really fancy ALOT OF FOOD, like the sotong or the tuna or the whatever, I did not want to go for sushi
instead I went for the rice lor
then she said "u want to eat sashimi?"
then I said "no. just tt the sushi does not suit me"
and then she said "why dun we share then. u go see what u want"
I went to see and came back told her "A" and she went "I DUN WANT. the plate not nice"
WTF!!!
eat also need to see the plate
fine!!
so I told her "u the fussy one. why dun u go see what u want, bearing in mind I only take egg, salmon and prawn. all others I dun want"
then she said "dun want la. I dun want to walk up and down so many times"
then I said "ok lor. then u want to eat or upload photos to FB"
and she replied me "FB"
WTF!!
so I told her "then dun share lor. u ordered urs and I ordered mine"
and she went "I only want to see how to save money mah"

fine! I know her good intention
but our motive is different
I only want to fill my tummy and she wants to take photos for her FB
so she go choose a nice plate lor while I make my tummy happy
I did not bother to say much to her after tt. just told her "its ok la we ordered our own food"

many a times its like this lor
she is so much like jerk
asked u what  u want, u said le, then she said no la this one better
if not, later she will said , actually tt one better"
WTH rite!!
hear le also sibei TL lor

or asked u where u want to go
then u tell her le, she said dun want la,  go here better, I want to see this
steady rite!!
then asked me for WTF!
dun ask me
made me so mad
but I just diam diam
coz sure quarrel de

tt nite we reached yokohama, she said want to go Chinatown for dinner
so I just casually made a remark, so tonight is Chinese?
and she went "u hor. the same like mama, go Chinatown must eat Chinese meh? got other food de. we just go walk ard"
and I just ren lor... anything wrong with saying "tonight eat Chinese?"  so I rebutted "Chinatown got other food meh? should be only Chinese rite?"
and then she went "I dun know. tts why we go walk ard"
swee lor
ok
we shall walk ard
walked down one lane, all Chinese
asked me to try the small lanes
so in and out the small lanes we went and HO SAY LOR
CHINESE CHINESE CHINESE everywhere!!
we each bought a bun to eat while trying out our luck lor
dun know how many rounds we went, until the only JAP rest there also dun want to serve us then she said "ok Chinese"
and I never once complained or whined, I just follow.....as long as she happy

I just ren ren ren until tt day she asked me to find another way back to the hotel, I was like "u find lor. I just follow.  I dun know how to read the map and I dun want to learn. tts why I never choose F&E I always go for packaged tour"
and then she went "SY! why u like tt? why said thing so cruel de. I really very tired le. u just read the map lor.  so old le, still dun want to learn"
swee rite!!
I already said I DUN KNOW HOW TO READ AND I DUN WANT TO LEARN
its my own choice rite
would be a losing end for myself but I chose it, she dun need to say me de lor
I just diam diam, coz I know sure another quarrel de
luckily she did not push her luck further by saying more....if not will be like another scene in Disney sea
where I tried to bring us ard the place, but end up I brought us further away from the place
and she scolded me like so shuang, like she the boss leh
then I hot le coz I dun know how to read but I tried and she just blast off
so I told her "then dun go. all go back. all go home. OK!"
and then she said why I need to shout at her and I told her "HELLO! she was the one who shouted at me first"
and then she said she did not shout at me and I was the one shouting"
SWEE rite
seriously!!
I already buay siong taking so many photos for her again and again and I did not make any noise just let her say, let her scold, but tt was my last straw tt day!
BLAST OFF !! hahaha

but I got to say
overall, the trip was GOOD!!
sis brought me to many places and eat many good food!!
=)
got to thank her lor
got her a burberry bag!
=)
as a birthday present for her.....
as long as she happy, I happy too!!

anyway, do me a favour, if u go to her FB
do LIKE the PHOTOS with her inside de
coz hor I took them lor!!
do bear in mind, I took many many shots before she chose ONE to be uploaded!!
do LIKE them, for my effort!!
=D
thank you very muchie and god bless u and me!!
HUAT AH

RECHARGING TRIP

I am flying off tomolo nite with sister!!
dun miss me, coz confirmed I wont be missing u

have fun without me ard!!!
afterall life still goes on rite?

*wink*

IT JUST "BROKE" AWAY

seriously duh!!
a few more hundred steps and I would be home but the shoes just could not wait and gave up just at the corner!!!!
WTF!!

I got to limp my way home
coz it was a wedges shoe and u can imagine, one high and one low

WTF!!
luckily I guess, everybody were minding their own business la... coz after work, all just want to cheong home

SO EMBRASSING!!!
tsk tsk

NO RING RING RING

3 Weeks is up
and hdp no ring
sad!
=(

PITCHED BLACK

I dun know why or what made him do it!!
its not tt he really needed it DESPERATELY nor is it tt he cannot afford
stole a lappy which specs is so DUH!!!!
and it cant even surf the net lor....

seriously, worth it bo?
now black marked liao lor
worth it meh?
future gone...

and talking abt surfing the net
my lappy tio virus
wa kao!!
mr horse why come and pay me a visit
still dun know which webby I went to and tio it lor
TSK TSK

not gg to surf for a week
haha
>.<

救命啊

last evening while watching TV
suddenly the neighbour (dun know which floor) started to have a small argument
then it slowly became louder and louder

woman shouted, man also shouted back
to and fro
damn steady lor
like a shouting competition

and out of the blue
some one screamed for help
"救命啊!!!"

almost wanted to faint
coz it was the man screaming for help
DUH