WHO WILL U SAVE?

imagine....

ur current and ex partner fell into the sea at the same time
who u do u save?

in the hr serial i was watching, the guy replied "i will save the skinny one"

WA PIANG!!!
almost want to die laffing........
the current gf was so worked up and complained to her grp of friends
and then one of her friends commented "its ok lah. u know how to swim rite?"
and the girl was screaming away "the qn here is not abt whether can i swim or not. but who he will save!!!"

i told dear abt it
and he analysed the whole situation and went:-
save the current girlfriend, ex mati...ok rite..
save ex girlfriend, current mati...still ok rite
so save who also the same...
but the man is correct la, saved the skinny one...coz the fat one can float!!
kua kua kua
(sorry to whoever felt offended.....dun mean anything de)

the common qn is always if the mama and the wife both fell into the sea who the son/husband will save???
always dun know who to save de......the answer given always not politically right...but it depends on who u want to please....
coz u can only please one person each time.....not always can please all......

CRASH COURSE

this morning, on way to work, there was an accident....taxi crashed into the central divider.....

this evening, on way home, there was an accident??? lorry left in the middle of the road, no driver........

erm.......
crashing day???!!

ALTERNATIVE WEIGHING METHOD

i need some enlightenment here
who can help me?

how to gauge 250g of sugar without using the weighing scale?
i mean, like 5 tablespoons = 250g???
anybody knows??

hm.....i will be surfing the net to search for an answer.....but if u know...let me know can.....

thank you in advance.... cheers =))

MUM'S NOT COOKING.....

so we cooked.......
haha...

actually, it was dear who cooked
and my task is the jelly and the chin chow....

DUN LIVE IN REGRETS

was watching the hk serial just now
in deep thoughts after i heard what the boss was telling his female staff

"its not whether u succeed or not but most impt is u will not live in regrets!!"

wa kao!!
steady lor

so hor, in short,
live each day to the fullest
if u need to apologise or say i love u to some one....just do it...dun wait...coz that day might not come......

so anything to do TODAY....dun wait...

EAT AIR?

read in the papers recently
there is this man who has been living on air for 70 years!!!
meaning... he no eat no drink...wa kao!!
steady rite!!
i mean...no food, i understand is ok
but no drinks.....hm......

wonder how can someone survive on air only??
even if u have love also need water rite?

hm....
*ponder*

CULTIVATED AND LOST??

if passion can be cultivated then interest can be lost????


hm..
*ponder*