Thursday, October 31, 2013

CALLING ONCE, TWICE and SOLD......

have to use the dumb dumb phone for the next few days
sigh
why?
I also want to know why lor

they conducting an exercise
and then everybody must be contacted
and though I got a smartie stupiak hdp
but hor strictly speaking BO PASS
hahaha

so no choice lor
better get used to the dumb dumb phone for next few days....
after next week, can use back the smarties stupiak hdp le
DUH

anyway, makes no difference to me la
coz seldom ppl call or message or wa me de mah
so I wont feel "lost"
for the rest...hm.... I cant say for them

but got one damn sukee lor
I overheard she telling her boss "THEN DUN CALL ME LOR"
swee
*clap hands*
the boss explained cannot coz its an exercise, all must be contactable
then she said "why must be contactable? dun call me la. I dun want to contactable.  anyway my hdp is the mirco sim card de. so dun have the big one for use with the dumb dumb phone"
and her boss told her "u go tell the mgt tt. dun tell me. u r supposed to be contactable at all times"

frankly, she is an old bird lor
to be contactable is a rule mah... in all office.... not just here
she trying to be funny or what
anyway, I better dun go kapo la
mind my own business
let her boss handle her

this time confirmed the phone will ring but not the reason I wanted it to
DUH

BE A SPY GIRL

dun know where I got the "courage" to go join this event
duh
think I also damn tired le
just go and see what is in store for me.....

what event?

"This is an annual Singles party you cannot miss. Set in the heart of Marina Bay Sands, be prepared to get surrounded by 300 charismatic spies and sassy ladies to the likes of James Bond and his Bond gals in this night filled with action, thrill and passion......"

who can tell me what is the dress code for a james bond's girl........
hm....

frankly, I think its all fated
why?
coz remember the furniture and the oil incident
well and then end up I applied for leave on 13th....and so CO_INCIDENCE... the event is also on 13th

I was in a dilemma whether to attend this event or not
coz wed need to work mah
so how to DRESS UP tio bo?
even if I bring stuff to office and change, I would be bringing a big bag mah
so now no big bag.... and can dress up coz I would be at home lor

so u tell me... is this pre-destined? is it fated?
dun go, "tui bu qi ji zi" leh
hahaha
but then again, gg alone also scary leh.... 300 pax... duh!!

HUAT AH!!

looking forward and cant wait to see what is in store for me.....
WISH ME LUCK

off track, by the way, mystery solved on why I was not notified abt the course which I was nominated to go
coz she was supposed to forward to us and she was on leave for two days.......
tts why I was not informed... so nobody's fault..... coz its all fated de.... so tt I can join this spy girl event......

WAHAHAHAHAHA
*cross fingers*

ZIP ZIP

glad tt he shared this "secret" with me
but whether will he take up the offer, I think I will know soon.......after he is back from his honeymoon

wish him all the best though
=)
but if its me, I would take it up!
afterall, tts what I wanted ah
hehehe

why no ring ring ring for me
=(


WAKIE WAKIE

not sure whether u guys remember this case some time back
dun know he is a retired engineer or an architect, but he is a retired professional la

so one day, his wife with his sis and some ppl went up to the mistress's place
his sis called him and after so many calls he finally turned up
and he said "since make until like this de, then got to divorce le lor"
KUA KUA KUA

swee rite
must clap hands rite
said what the mistress took care of him so must give her a status and its his turn now to take care of her

wa kao!
well said rite?
then the wife is what?
also took care of him including giving birth to their children and also took care of the house
and he can like tt treat her??!!!??
professional leh!!
WTF

when his sis told to him to "Come home"
he actually replied "this is my home"
arggghhhhhh

when the mistress asked him "do u love me?"
he replied "of course I love u"
and she said "will u leave me?"
and he said "I wont leave u"

wa lao!
if I am the wife, should heart break de lor
WTF
this man sleeping by my beside for so many yrs said such fucking things
sigh


I read the article until I want to beat ppl leh
does he know what the fuck he talking abt!!!??!!?
sigh

ok anyway freedom of speech
can say anything

hope he will wake up before its too late

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

LIKE MOTHER LIKE DAUGHTER

I saw this mother and daughter on the train playing their mobile game
suddenly mama shouted at girl "hey! I wanted to do 4 in row!! u dun know u dun anyhow play ok"
and girl just diam diam after being scolded by mama
and to me, "its just a game. why need to scold the girl?"

guess they did not managed to clear the level and so restart the game again
this time, the girl went "hey!! I can make 4 in a row leh. y u anyhow!!! "
mama went "ai ya! is it? its ok la"
girl "what is ok? just now also like tt but u scolded me leh."
and mama diam diam

and I arm chio
>.<
DANG!!

always easy to say others but not ownself......

CALL AGAIN?

sat I attended a buffet makan event
17 guys and I only managed to get 4 numbers
=(

anyway did not expect anybody to contact me la
end up got one
but hor... DUH

after the event
this guy D, smsed me
"nice to meet u would like to know u more"
"nice to meet u 2. have a nice weekend"
"when can we go out for dinner/movie?"
"sure can be arranged. but tomolo I have to attend a wedding. why not a dinner on a weekday after work?"
"ok. call u again"

WTF!!
call again?
normally I thought ppl will immediately set a date first mah
still need to check what??!!!?

anyway, he probably gotten a faster response from another participant
so I am put back on the shelve and wait.......
till today no calls from him
ok
whatever
no love lost...
as long as he happy
afterall he is not my destiny

WHOSE FAULT?

sigh
all becoz sis said she wanted to eat dim sum on sat I went to make the furniture delivery on a weekday and decided to use my OIL
I tell u hor
WTF

its actually like this
I placed an order for deliver on 9th
I realized tt I am gg to JJ's concert therefore decided not to risk it for the delivery to be on the 9th
so I changed to 2nd
delivery co told me ok for 2nd then few days later informed me tt 2nd is PH so cannot. then I said ok, changed to 16th......but becoz sis said dim sum on 16th........I made the decision to have the delivery on the weekday

I decided to have the delivery on 5th then I was informed tt some furniture need time to deliver over so they cannot send all on 5th...as I did not want to spilt 2 days for the delivery, I asked them to deliver on 7th
of course my calendar was empty tt day and no duties to cover before I confirmed with them on 7th

after applying for 5th then cancelled to apply for 7th, someone informed me tt "were u aware tt u were nominated to go for a course on 7th?"
"opps! sorry I was not aware" I replied
"so how? must u take leave on 7th?"
"np. I will take note of the course. and I will postpone to the OIL to the following week"

so I called the delivery co and informed them tt I need to change the date again
and swee lor..waited a while before someone from logistics and was given a "long and short" story
of course I knew the problem for them la
coz I kept changing then how can they go arrange my delivery rite
so I explained "but its becoz on the 5th u cannot deliver all, so I change to 7th but now my boss said no to 7th:
DUH
anyway she said she understand but I must also understand her situation
then I said ok and she said she only allowed me to change ONE MORE TIME and tts final...
so I told her OK

after tt, I cancelled the 7th leave and apply for the XX . I told A tt sure got someone will call and give me a good one for applying and cancelling of leave and she told me "who so free"
and then true enough BOSS emailed "I hope this is the last time u r changing ur OIL date"
wa kao!
I want to cry
wtf
not my fault tt someone did not inform me of the course which I am supposed to attend lor
why me?
my fault?

tts why hor
if I had insisted tt I am not gg for the course coz afterall nobody informed me
then I wont get into this unnecessary shit
if I knew tt I have to attend the course, u think I so dare dare go apply for leave tt day
so if its someone's blunder then why must I "eat" it for them
DARN

anyway I am very gamdong tt she stood up for me la
she replied BOSS tt as I am not notified tt I am suppose to go attend a course on 7th, tts why I need to change the date
and BOSS replied "OK. just tt too many notification. very disturbing"

I thanked her for notifying me abt the course, if not I would have created a blunder
and she told me its due to "lapse. blah blah blah"
she told me tt as she has deleted the email , she will get K to email me the details of the course

and then I was like "swee lor. u knew abt it, but u did not inform me. keep the infor for what? own self own self happy? and now I am in trouble becoz of whatever reason u did not forward me the info"

sigh
this is such an unfair world.........
someone's blunder, I got to cover for it