sigh
next time remind me not to read scary or horror story
duh
it was just a short story and then hor say lor
nite mare
I dreamt tt I was dead
WTF
pui pui pui
KA PUI!!!
Monday, November 4, 2013
Saturday, November 2, 2013
KAM GONG ME
today i thought i very smart leh
i saw in the papers tt expo got sales and got pillow gg for $10
i told myself tt i must cheong down and get it
$10 leh.. buy 4 means $40 only....
so cheap and worth it
of course not for me la. i already have. its for the tenants mah
so anyway i cheong down
grab 4 pillows
and then took the mrt back home lor
and then i felt so proud of myself
but hor, i tell u
kam gong one is me!!
i realised tt tampines also having some bedsheet/pillows/etc sales lor
and the $10 pillow they also got sell leh
WTF!!
u say la
silly me bo
confirmed silly lor
tampines lup the pillows home dun want
went to expo and lup the pillows home
sigh
silly me
tsk tsk
I AM ALSO URGENT
i went expo today to get a lappy
and before tt i went for lunch, drank a big glass of water
end up, when i reached expo, i damn urgent lor
so no choice, though i seldom used the expo toilet (coz always crowded and then when it gets crowded, its becomes smelly), this time, i NEED to go
kekeke
in front of me, an old lady and a young girl
heng lor, short Q, esp today got many fairs in expo leh
when the old lady went into the empty cubicle, in came a blackie and her daughter, the little one just cheong to the front and was like looking at the three closed doors cubicle
her mama called her back and told her to wait in the Q (though i dun understand their lang), but she bo heel her and was smiling at her mama
immediately i asked myself if she ever DARES to cut the Q, what would i do?
as i was still thinking, the lady in front of me went into the next empty cubicle
so the next one would be me, and i tell u i damn urgent le lor... and but i was still thinking what would i do if she EVER dares to cut my Q
but i was thinking since she did not cut the young girl in front of me, she also wont cut me de la
soon was my turn, as i walked to the cubicle, the little one cheong right in and i was holding on to the door, my face turned black
no noise from her mama to ask her to come out
and so i started to fume, turned and stared at her mama
her mama was polite la "can u pls let her go first, she is urgent" and after saying tt her mama stood there and smiling like i would give her daughter the cubicle
i held on to the door and replied fiercely " but i am also very urgent" and frankly, who not urgent?? not urgent Q in the "smelly" toilet to breathe the "fresh" air?? who so kam gong!!??!!
her daughter confirmed not as urgent as me lor... u think i no see kids urgent meh? they will just cheong into the toilet, like want cry like tt and quickly remove their underwear/panties and would pee anywhere lor... would an urgent child be like hers who can still walk here walk there so CALMLY!!!
KA PUI!!
anyway i think her mama knows tt i wont give way, as i was still holding on to the door handle
and so she bo pian, she called her daughter to come out and let me go first as i was urgent
i would definitely gladly go in coz i was rightfully the next in place to go into the toilet and second, i am really very urgent lor.....
seriously, better teach the children the right way lor
Q means Q no cut Q...
DUH!!
wake up ur idea....
and before tt i went for lunch, drank a big glass of water
end up, when i reached expo, i damn urgent lor
so no choice, though i seldom used the expo toilet (coz always crowded and then when it gets crowded, its becomes smelly), this time, i NEED to go
kekeke
in front of me, an old lady and a young girl
heng lor, short Q, esp today got many fairs in expo leh
when the old lady went into the empty cubicle, in came a blackie and her daughter, the little one just cheong to the front and was like looking at the three closed doors cubicle
her mama called her back and told her to wait in the Q (though i dun understand their lang), but she bo heel her and was smiling at her mama
immediately i asked myself if she ever DARES to cut the Q, what would i do?
as i was still thinking, the lady in front of me went into the next empty cubicle
so the next one would be me, and i tell u i damn urgent le lor... and but i was still thinking what would i do if she EVER dares to cut my Q
but i was thinking since she did not cut the young girl in front of me, she also wont cut me de la
soon was my turn, as i walked to the cubicle, the little one cheong right in and i was holding on to the door, my face turned black
no noise from her mama to ask her to come out
and so i started to fume, turned and stared at her mama
her mama was polite la "can u pls let her go first, she is urgent" and after saying tt her mama stood there and smiling like i would give her daughter the cubicle
i held on to the door and replied fiercely " but i am also very urgent" and frankly, who not urgent?? not urgent Q in the "smelly" toilet to breathe the "fresh" air?? who so kam gong!!??!!
her daughter confirmed not as urgent as me lor... u think i no see kids urgent meh? they will just cheong into the toilet, like want cry like tt and quickly remove their underwear/panties and would pee anywhere lor... would an urgent child be like hers who can still walk here walk there so CALMLY!!!
KA PUI!!
anyway i think her mama knows tt i wont give way, as i was still holding on to the door handle
and so she bo pian, she called her daughter to come out and let me go first as i was urgent
i would definitely gladly go in coz i was rightfully the next in place to go into the toilet and second, i am really very urgent lor.....
seriously, better teach the children the right way lor
Q means Q no cut Q...
DUH!!
wake up ur idea....
Friday, November 1, 2013
HANG IN THERE
frankly hor
today I almost want to give up leh
working with one cukoo boss already buay ta han, then got to work with another cock cukoo one, I think I sibei buay ta han....
DUH
asked me to churn out from the system a list of project under me
said she spoke to boss le and boss also agreed tt I should do it
so ok lor, I do lor
but when I was doing it, I realized tt something not rite
not all the projects are being captured in the system mah
so isn't it much better if individual just give her our list of projects, coz we should know very clearly what we r doing mah...
but then nevertheless, I still churned out the projects for her and went to tell her tt its better to get the individual to give her their own project listing la
she looked at me like "wtf r u talking abt" look.....then I explained again, then she went "oh of course la, I know, so u must also let me know which are the projects not churned out by the system mah"
and I was like "DUH! then why not just get it from the individuals directly, coz we should all have our own list of projects and confirmed its complete de lor
TSK TSK
then today, asked me to call the engineer up to her place coz she wants to talk to him
inside my heart "u cannot call urself? need me to call? I what? receptionist?"
anyway I called la... small matter
and then what? her phone rang and she went to answer it and told me to continue the discussion with the engineer!!??!?
HELLO??!!?
u also no tell me what exactly u want to see the engineer for so what u want me to discuss with him???
end up I talk cock with him lor... frankly... I am speechless
my coll went for honeymoon, and I was tasked to cover for one of his tender
and I also dun know what happened, she went to create a BIG HOO HA
and then hoo hoo haa haa, also dun know wtf
nobody tells me anything and like a headless fly, flew here and there and keep banging my head
WTF
she wants A, I gave A. she wants B, I gave B
also dun know wat I am exactly doing lor
all I know is BOSS unhappy
kua kua kua
then there was the report for my own project
I told the engineer tt we need to do A
then he told me tt he has consulted her and she said to proceed
then I told him I really read it somewhere before tt we need to do A but I cannot find it anymore, nevertheless I will amend if need be
and then she went to consult someone and HEY PRESTO!! I was rite lor...
BUT she told the engineer we can still proceed and do B instead
and I asked why do B? just do A la....
and she can explained to me why do B leh
and I was like "no la if want to do B, means must have C mah.. but no C then how to do B"
then she went "oh.. ok.. never mind then we do D lor. do D also can"
and I *rolled eyes* and went "just do A la. do D also no benefit"
and the engineer said "who said so, I think we can do D"
and then she and engineer sang same song to do D and I was the one who sang the flip side "JUST DO A"
then cock cukoo asked cukoo "so how?"
and cukoo replied "let the engineer decide"
and I was like *clap hands*.... playing tai chi is it? so whatever la, as long as not my dai chi
then finally engineer said "ok la...do A bah"
and I was like "wtf! dingdong 1/2 hr just to say do A"
DUH
they simply like to do extra work and aborted work.... just cheong ah and settle it
can understand tt they want to ensure tt all grounds are considered and covered, but one look and u know like tt can le, so dun waste time lor
ur time is precious just like mine lor.....
hdp no ring...what to do?
bite the bullet and hang in there lor
what else can I do rite?
DUH
I think I must really stop complaining
coz very bad for my blood pressure and also my weak heart
but to bottle things up , I think I will die faster...........internal injuries lor
TELL ME!! WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT SHOULD I DO!!!
*cross fingers*
hdp ring soon.......
today I almost want to give up leh
working with one cukoo boss already buay ta han, then got to work with another cock cukoo one, I think I sibei buay ta han....
DUH
asked me to churn out from the system a list of project under me
said she spoke to boss le and boss also agreed tt I should do it
so ok lor, I do lor
but when I was doing it, I realized tt something not rite
not all the projects are being captured in the system mah
so isn't it much better if individual just give her our list of projects, coz we should know very clearly what we r doing mah...
but then nevertheless, I still churned out the projects for her and went to tell her tt its better to get the individual to give her their own project listing la
she looked at me like "wtf r u talking abt" look.....then I explained again, then she went "oh of course la, I know, so u must also let me know which are the projects not churned out by the system mah"
and I was like "DUH! then why not just get it from the individuals directly, coz we should all have our own list of projects and confirmed its complete de lor
TSK TSK
then today, asked me to call the engineer up to her place coz she wants to talk to him
inside my heart "u cannot call urself? need me to call? I what? receptionist?"
anyway I called la... small matter
and then what? her phone rang and she went to answer it and told me to continue the discussion with the engineer!!??!?
HELLO??!!?
u also no tell me what exactly u want to see the engineer for so what u want me to discuss with him???
end up I talk cock with him lor... frankly... I am speechless
my coll went for honeymoon, and I was tasked to cover for one of his tender
and I also dun know what happened, she went to create a BIG HOO HA
and then hoo hoo haa haa, also dun know wtf
nobody tells me anything and like a headless fly, flew here and there and keep banging my head
WTF
she wants A, I gave A. she wants B, I gave B
also dun know wat I am exactly doing lor
all I know is BOSS unhappy
kua kua kua
then there was the report for my own project
I told the engineer tt we need to do A
then he told me tt he has consulted her and she said to proceed
then I told him I really read it somewhere before tt we need to do A but I cannot find it anymore, nevertheless I will amend if need be
and then she went to consult someone and HEY PRESTO!! I was rite lor...
BUT she told the engineer we can still proceed and do B instead
and I asked why do B? just do A la....
and she can explained to me why do B leh
and I was like "no la if want to do B, means must have C mah.. but no C then how to do B"
then she went "oh.. ok.. never mind then we do D lor. do D also can"
and I *rolled eyes* and went "just do A la. do D also no benefit"
and the engineer said "who said so, I think we can do D"
and then she and engineer sang same song to do D and I was the one who sang the flip side "JUST DO A"
then cock cukoo asked cukoo "so how?"
and cukoo replied "let the engineer decide"
and I was like *clap hands*.... playing tai chi is it? so whatever la, as long as not my dai chi
then finally engineer said "ok la...do A bah"
and I was like "wtf! dingdong 1/2 hr just to say do A"
DUH
they simply like to do extra work and aborted work.... just cheong ah and settle it
can understand tt they want to ensure tt all grounds are considered and covered, but one look and u know like tt can le, so dun waste time lor
ur time is precious just like mine lor.....
hdp no ring...what to do?
bite the bullet and hang in there lor
what else can I do rite?
DUH
I think I must really stop complaining
coz very bad for my blood pressure and also my weak heart
but to bottle things up , I think I will die faster...........internal injuries lor
TELL ME!! WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT SHOULD I DO!!!
*cross fingers*
hdp ring soon.......
GREAT BOSS, BAD BOSS
read this article in yahoo news today
"how to work with an incompetent boss"
step 1:- talk NICELY to ur boss to offer help in areas where they are weak in
step 2: - draw clear lines on the scope of work. "my understanding of this scope of work is I do this this this. and my understanding of boss's scope of work is tt tt tt. tio bo?"
step 3: - when step 1 and 2 fails, look for a new job with a better boss
kua kua kua
but I like it!!
dun u too?
"A great boss is actually a great way to find the right path and map for your career... a bad one will hinder ur progress and professionalism.........."
"how to work with an incompetent boss"
step 1:- talk NICELY to ur boss to offer help in areas where they are weak in
step 2: - draw clear lines on the scope of work. "my understanding of this scope of work is I do this this this. and my understanding of boss's scope of work is tt tt tt. tio bo?"
step 3: - when step 1 and 2 fails, look for a new job with a better boss
kua kua kua
but I like it!!
dun u too?
"A great boss is actually a great way to find the right path and map for your career... a bad one will hinder ur progress and professionalism.........."
ON HIGH ALERT
hacker alert! hacker alert!
busy at work
seemed like busy hacking into webbies...
seriously, what is the hacker or hackers thinking abt when they hack into webbies?
the thrill? the satisfactory? the what?
if tio caught I think the fine and jail term not gg to be light.....
coz need to "kill one warn many many"
frankly, just teach us all one thing
ur system sucks.. so better buck up
all waiting to see who is the next in line to tio hack
either tio hack or tio whack......
hur hur
busy at work
seemed like busy hacking into webbies...
seriously, what is the hacker or hackers thinking abt when they hack into webbies?
the thrill? the satisfactory? the what?
if tio caught I think the fine and jail term not gg to be light.....
coz need to "kill one warn many many"
frankly, just teach us all one thing
ur system sucks.. so better buck up
all waiting to see who is the next in line to tio hack
either tio hack or tio whack......
hur hur
WHEN I SAY JUMP......
and he really jumped.....
?????
becoz he was asked to write an essay
he told the cher tt he couldn't write it and the teacher said "then u go jump"
and swee lor... so obedient
sigh
obedient then go write the essay lor... jump what jump so free??
anyway according to the papers, he wrote tt he wouldn't bring himself to jump though he really tried few times to jump
and then FINALLY he did it!!!!
wa lao eh.......
frankly.....I dun know
is it tt stress to study in tt country or in tt school??
poor boy....
he should have asked the cher "when u say jump, I say how high....if u say run, I run and fly ......."
ok lame
but why jump...
????
?????
becoz he was asked to write an essay
he told the cher tt he couldn't write it and the teacher said "then u go jump"
and swee lor... so obedient
sigh
obedient then go write the essay lor... jump what jump so free??
anyway according to the papers, he wrote tt he wouldn't bring himself to jump though he really tried few times to jump
and then FINALLY he did it!!!!
wa lao eh.......
frankly.....I dun know
is it tt stress to study in tt country or in tt school??
poor boy....
he should have asked the cher "when u say jump, I say how high....if u say run, I run and fly ......."
ok lame
but why jump...
????
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