CLICK OR NO CLICK

tt day I saw this vacancy
something which I had applied before and attended the I but I was not offered the post
I was thinking should I or should I not try again
and then tt very nite, I asked the sky "if I should click then show me a sign"

steady
I really had a dream
and I was the owner of a child care centre!!!
steady pom pi pi and I got a partner for my child care centre and he happened to be an eng from work
steady to the max rite
hahaha

what a dream lor
and the post which I wanted to click was also related to education!!
haha

should I or should I not??!!??

FULL OF SHIT

ls ls ls
wtf

but I got to be thankful tt the pain arrived only after I reached office la
imagine on my way to work.... then really TMD
must stop at offices or shopping centres stops in order to have toilets
dun ask me to use the MRT ones..confirmed a lot of ppl come in and out and I dun want them to faint early in the AM and I really want to poo poo in peace

hope it will end NOW
dun let me wake up in the middle of the night
then really DUH

but I dun mind a MC tomolo
kekeke

NO MORE

frankly, I told myself I will joined all available events this month and then no more till next yr and see how first

after wed JAMES BOND event and tonight's events, I think my decision has been confirmed
*sob sob*

I thought the JAMES BOND event would be great and fun
able to meet NEW ppl and MANY ppl
turned out, WTF
stay home better lor
the ratio of opp sexes were not balance....the guys of course happy lor, just flocked to the girls lor
how many numbers I exchanged???!!?
sad to say only 1
with a 37 yr old blackie doc
sigh
sad case
but its k la...no love loss... those guys who only wants sweet young things then so be it

then tonight event
I tell u, when I saw the name list 26 guys! I was like "delighted"
but I tell u, end of the event, no number was exchanged
why?
coz I met all the guys before!!

WTF rite?!!?
no more guys?
anyway, its ok. I think the decision to stop gg is the right choice
=)

two more events to go this month before I call it a day
HUAT AH!!

DEAF OR PRETEND

frankly I think he just want to find something to argue with me
no argue I think he will die or can die

BIL called just now while they were out for lunch to inform tt he would be coming by later at 430pm
so when they came back, I passed the message to mama who happened to walk past the room
mama in turn went to inform him lor tt BIL coming at 430pm
swee rite message was short and sweet sure no pass wrong de mah

then he came to the room and asked me "what time BIL coming?"
and I went "u already know what time he coming and u still want to ask hor? he said he is coming at 430pm"
then he went "I did not hear so I asked u mah"
and I went "what did not hear? I heard mama telling u lor. so loud and clear and u cannot hear?"
and then he insisted tt he did not hear

WTF
really want to pick a fight lor
always like this, when someone told him le, he still want to go ask again... for what? seriously

FALL QUEEN

frankly seriously WTF
I fell again!!
this time AT MY OWN HOME!!!
DUH rite?

i did not know tt mama was mopping the floor
and when i took JUST ONE STEP out of the room and HO SAY LOR
fell and 2 knees and 2 palms on the floor is my ending pose!

STEADY!!
so the palm pain, knee pain, toe pain
and i think the neck and the back too!!

old le
cannot deny tend to be more fragile

mama said i should be more or just stay in the room when she is mopping the floor
and i scolded her for making the floor so wet this time!!!
never before she mopped floor and i will fall de lor

seriously FALL QUEEN

TOUCH WOOD

sigh
next time remind me not to read scary or horror story
duh

it was just a short story and then hor say lor
nite mare

I dreamt tt I was dead
WTF

pui pui pui
KA PUI!!!

KAM GONG ME

today i thought i very smart leh
i saw in the papers tt expo got sales and got pillow gg for $10
i told myself tt i must cheong down and get it
$10 leh.. buy 4 means $40 only....
so cheap and worth it
of course not for me la. i already have. its for the tenants mah

so anyway i cheong down
grab 4 pillows
and then took the mrt back home lor

and then i felt so proud of myself
but hor, i tell u
kam gong one is me!!

i realised tt tampines also having some bedsheet/pillows/etc sales lor
and the $10 pillow they also got sell leh

WTF!!
u say la
silly me bo
confirmed silly lor

tampines lup the pillows home dun want
went to expo and lup the pillows home
sigh
silly me
tsk tsk

I AM ALSO URGENT

i went expo today to get a lappy
and before tt i went for lunch, drank a big glass of water
end up, when i reached expo, i damn urgent lor

so no choice, though i seldom used the expo toilet (coz always crowded and then when it gets crowded, its becomes smelly), this time, i NEED to go
kekeke

in front of me, an old lady and a young girl
heng lor, short Q, esp today got many fairs in expo leh
when the old lady went into the empty cubicle, in came a blackie and her daughter, the little one just cheong to the front and was like looking at the three closed doors cubicle
her mama called her back and told her to wait in the Q (though i dun understand their lang), but she bo heel her and was smiling at her mama

immediately i asked myself if she ever DARES to cut the Q, what would i do?
as i was still thinking, the lady in front of me went into the next empty cubicle
so the next one would be me, and i tell u i damn urgent le lor... and but i was still thinking what would i do if she EVER dares to cut my Q

but i was thinking since she did not cut the young girl in front of me, she also wont cut me de la
soon was my turn, as i walked to the cubicle, the little one cheong right in and i was holding on to the door,  my face turned black
no noise from her mama to ask her to come out
and so i started to fume, turned and stared at her mama

her mama was polite la "can u pls let her go first, she is urgent" and after saying tt her mama stood there and smiling like i would give her daughter the cubicle
i held on to the door and replied fiercely " but i am also very urgent" and frankly, who not urgent?? not urgent Q in the "smelly" toilet to breathe the "fresh" air?? who so kam gong!!??!!

her daughter confirmed not as urgent as me lor... u think i no see kids urgent meh? they will just cheong into the toilet, like want cry like tt and quickly remove their underwear/panties and would pee anywhere lor... would an urgent child be like hers who can still walk here walk there so CALMLY!!!

KA PUI!!

anyway i think her mama knows tt i wont give way, as i was still holding on to the door handle
and so she bo pian, she called her daughter to come out and let me go first as i was urgent
i would definitely gladly go in coz i was rightfully the next in place to go into the toilet and second, i am really very urgent lor.....

seriously, better teach the children the right way lor
Q means Q no cut Q...
DUH!!
wake up ur idea....

HANG IN THERE

frankly hor
today I almost want to give up leh

working with one cukoo boss already buay ta han, then got to work with another cock cukoo one, I think I sibei buay ta han....
DUH

asked me to churn out from the system a list of project under me
said she spoke to boss le and boss also agreed tt I should do it
so ok lor, I do lor
but when I was doing it, I realized tt something not rite
not all the projects are being captured in the system mah
so isn't it much better if individual just give her our list of projects, coz we should know very clearly what we r doing mah...
but then nevertheless, I still churned out the projects for her and went to tell her tt its better to get the individual to give her their own project listing la
she looked at me like "wtf r u talking abt" look.....then I explained again, then she went "oh of course la, I know, so u must also let me know which are the projects not churned out by the system mah"
and I was like "DUH! then why not just get it from the individuals directly, coz we should all have our own list of projects and confirmed its complete de lor
TSK TSK

then today, asked me to call the engineer up to her place coz she wants to talk to him
inside my heart "u cannot call urself? need me to call? I what? receptionist?"
anyway I called la... small matter
and then what? her phone rang and she went to answer it and told me to continue the discussion with the engineer!!??!?
HELLO??!!?
u also no tell me what exactly u want to see the engineer for so what u want me to discuss with him???
end up I talk cock with him lor... frankly... I am speechless

my coll went for honeymoon, and I was tasked to cover for one of his tender
and I also dun know what happened, she went to create a BIG HOO HA
and then hoo hoo haa haa, also dun know wtf
nobody tells me anything and like a headless fly, flew here and there and keep banging my head
WTF
she wants A, I gave A. she wants B, I gave B
also dun know wat I am exactly doing lor
all I know is BOSS unhappy
kua kua kua

then there was the report for my own project
I told the engineer tt we need to do A
then he told me tt he has consulted her and she said to proceed
then I told him I really read it somewhere before tt we need to do A but I cannot find it anymore, nevertheless I will amend if need be
and then she went to consult someone and HEY PRESTO!! I was rite lor...
BUT she told the engineer we can still proceed and do B instead
and I asked why do B? just do A la....
and she can explained to me why do B leh
and I was like "no la if want to do B, means must have C mah.. but no C then how to do B"
then she went "oh.. ok.. never mind then we do D lor. do D also can"
and I *rolled eyes* and went "just do A la. do D also no benefit"
and the engineer said "who said so, I think we can do D"
and then she and engineer sang same song to do D and I was the one who sang the flip side "JUST DO A"
then cock cukoo asked cukoo "so how?"
and cukoo replied "let the engineer decide"
and I was like *clap hands*.... playing tai chi is it?  so whatever la, as long as not my dai chi
then finally engineer said "ok la...do A bah"
and I was like "wtf! dingdong 1/2 hr just to say do A"
DUH

they simply like to do extra work and aborted work.... just cheong ah and settle it
can understand tt they want to ensure tt all grounds are considered and covered, but one look and u know like tt can le, so dun waste time lor
ur time is precious just like mine lor.....


hdp no ring...what to do?
bite the bullet and hang in there lor
what else can I do rite?
DUH

I think I must really stop complaining
coz very bad for my blood pressure and also my weak heart
but to bottle things up , I think I will die faster...........internal injuries lor
TELL ME!! WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT SHOULD I DO!!!

*cross fingers*
hdp ring soon.......

GREAT BOSS, BAD BOSS

read this article in yahoo news today
"how to work with an incompetent boss"

step 1:- talk NICELY to ur boss to offer help in areas where they are weak in

step 2: - draw clear lines on the scope of work.  "my understanding of this scope of work is I do this this this. and my understanding of boss's scope of work is tt tt tt. tio bo?"

step 3: - when step 1 and 2 fails, look for a new job with a better boss

kua kua kua

but I like it!!
dun u too?

"A great boss is actually a great way to find the right path and map for your career... a bad one will hinder ur progress and professionalism.........."

ON HIGH ALERT

hacker alert! hacker alert!

busy at work
seemed like busy hacking into webbies...

seriously, what is the hacker or hackers thinking abt when they hack into webbies?
the thrill? the satisfactory? the what?

if tio caught I think the fine and jail term not gg to be light.....
coz need to "kill one warn many many"

frankly, just teach us all one thing
ur system sucks.. so better buck up

all waiting to see who is the next in line to tio hack

either tio hack or tio whack......
hur hur

WHEN I SAY JUMP......

and he really jumped.....
?????

becoz he was asked to write an essay
he told the cher tt he couldn't write it and the teacher said "then u go jump"

and swee lor... so obedient
sigh
obedient then go write the essay lor... jump what jump so free??

anyway according to the papers, he wrote tt he wouldn't bring himself to jump though he really tried few times to jump
and then FINALLY he did it!!!!

wa lao eh.......
frankly.....I dun know
is it tt stress to study in tt country or in tt school??

poor boy....
he should have asked the cher "when u say jump, I say how high....if u say run, I run and fly ......."

ok lame
but why jump...
????