Saturday, November 2, 2013

I AM ALSO URGENT

i went expo today to get a lappy
and before tt i went for lunch, drank a big glass of water
end up, when i reached expo, i damn urgent lor

so no choice, though i seldom used the expo toilet (coz always crowded and then when it gets crowded, its becomes smelly), this time, i NEED to go
kekeke

in front of me, an old lady and a young girl
heng lor, short Q, esp today got many fairs in expo leh
when the old lady went into the empty cubicle, in came a blackie and her daughter, the little one just cheong to the front and was like looking at the three closed doors cubicle
her mama called her back and told her to wait in the Q (though i dun understand their lang), but she bo heel her and was smiling at her mama

immediately i asked myself if she ever DARES to cut the Q, what would i do?
as i was still thinking, the lady in front of me went into the next empty cubicle
so the next one would be me, and i tell u i damn urgent le lor... and but i was still thinking what would i do if she EVER dares to cut my Q

but i was thinking since she did not cut the young girl in front of me, she also wont cut me de la
soon was my turn, as i walked to the cubicle, the little one cheong right in and i was holding on to the door,  my face turned black
no noise from her mama to ask her to come out
and so i started to fume, turned and stared at her mama

her mama was polite la "can u pls let her go first, she is urgent" and after saying tt her mama stood there and smiling like i would give her daughter the cubicle
i held on to the door and replied fiercely " but i am also very urgent" and frankly, who not urgent?? not urgent Q in the "smelly" toilet to breathe the "fresh" air?? who so kam gong!!??!!

her daughter confirmed not as urgent as me lor... u think i no see kids urgent meh? they will just cheong into the toilet, like want cry like tt and quickly remove their underwear/panties and would pee anywhere lor... would an urgent child be like hers who can still walk here walk there so CALMLY!!!

KA PUI!!

anyway i think her mama knows tt i wont give way, as i was still holding on to the door handle
and so she bo pian, she called her daughter to come out and let me go first as i was urgent
i would definitely gladly go in coz i was rightfully the next in place to go into the toilet and second, i am really very urgent lor.....

seriously, better teach the children the right way lor
Q means Q no cut Q...
DUH!!
wake up ur idea....

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