SMELLY OR NOT

frankly I dun care or am bothered where u r smelly lor
up there or down there or whatever shit
but I was offended
PERIOD

maybe u think its small matter to u, I am too sensitive, so be it
we all have our own thinking, and u like it or not, tts my thinking

I wondered why he still want to bring up the topic also weather is hot and therefore need to bath a few more times than usual and even after bathing still feels sweaty
and then I said if its in cold countries, can dun bath. coz not sweating
then he went again need to bath de. even if its in cold countries
but I insisted tt dun need la, as long we dun do vigorous exercise
but he was very persistence abt bathing
then OK lor, u bath lor, own preference mah
so I kept quiet and continue to eat my food

and next sec
"if dun bath, down there will be smelly"

and tts it!!!
go, went, gone..........
the eyes, the hands were like looking down there when he said it
and was signaling to my down there
and I was like hm...luckily I was not drinking my water and I haven stuff food into my mouth yet

but it totally pissed me off
I am sorry
I may be vulgar or open minded at times
but "smelly down there"
sorry

I NEED TIME

last weekend the little one came over
and I asked her "any last min stuff which we need to buy before school reopen?"
she replied "I need time. u know I so tired. I want to sleep sleep sleep"
and I replied "didn't I gave u time?? I just bought u a watch rite? u now have all the time on ur hands"

KUA KUA KUA

the yee yee always try her best to fulfill the little one's wish

FINGER TALKING

on way home one night... I saw this scene

in a car...
driver = driving
passenger next to him = playing with handphone
two back passengers = playing with handphone

swee
nobody talks
all playing with handphone except for the driver
who knows the driver also wants to play with his phone but.. hehehe.. he need to concentrate on his driving

what has the world become??
nobody talks anymore???
hm...

NOT TEARS JUST WATER

why r u crying?
OH! am I??
yes. why r u crying?
I am not crying, those are just water flowing out from my eyes...
water flowing out from the eyes is not cry then what is it call??

hahaha
stun lor
I was watching the K drama... my love from the stars
then the mama was asking the daughter why she suddenly tearing
hehehe

damn funny....

生老病死

I tell u
old le
cannot dun admit lor
but its ok la, I never dun admit tt I am old lor

last nite we had a ladies gathering
I tell u, over the yrs we talked abt bgr, fashion, work, marriage, family, work, friends, children, enrichment classes, helpers, whatever shit under the sun, stars and sky....BUT
BUT
BUT

last nite we actually discussed abt 生老病死.........wa kao!!
I tell u
faint to the max

did not occur to me tt we will talk abt this topic NOW
I mean, we r not tt old rite?
we still young ah

and the originator of this topic was ping's girl lor
wa lao!!
she is just a small girl lor
but she thinks like an adult
I tell u hor
u be amazed by her too if u meet her and interact with her
she is like a little adult
=D
well done ping!!

anyway, back to the 生老病死
what happened was, her girl asked her not to grow old like popo
hahaha
buay ta han
asked her dun die
wtf!!
and next moment...ping teared

and then zhuang's turn to talk abt what she told her mama
and then swee... teared too
and then qi I not very sure coz her son's reply were .....  so like a boy lor
hahaha

sigh
I tell u hor
no sad is bluff de la
leaving ur loved ones is never easy
but its a "compulsory" route in life rite
life cycle mah.. we learnt during school days

tts why everybody must live each day to the fullest so tt no regrets in live mah
its a YES or a NO
but never maybe, perhaps, IF
u know what I mean rite?

when I was young, very very much younger
I also got think of this qn
can my mama dun die and always be with me
I dun want to get marry just want to be with my mama forever
if not she will be lonely and all alone

hahaha
so silly of me rite
as I grew older, I realized if I lived well and have someone who loved me and have my own sweet and happy family, my parents will also put heart and be happy too!!
=D
so even if one day they leave me, at least I no bring them trouble or give them headache or break their hearts....they know tt I am in good hands then I think my duty as a daughter has been completed

and then I never thought of this issue abt parents leaving me anymore as I aged
but to live each live to the fullest and dun give them trouble or heart ache

sigh
I tell u
me sitting here and thinking back abt last nite dinner
I really want to laugh leh
not becoz of the topic but becoz we actually teared...
sigh

this cycle cannot be avoided de la
old ones no go new ones no come
lives is like tt rite
tts why got recarnation mah (for those who believe la)

anyway bo pian de la
old le, sick or no sick still will die
so hor, cherish ur loved ones and do what u really want to do when u still have the time bah
most impt NO REGRETS!!

love those u cant love
hate those u have to hate
eat what u dun want to eat
dun eat what u dun want to eat
kekeke

just do it la!!

as long as u happy

HUAT AH!!
=D

bless all of us... u and me..he and she, they and them

SHAME SHAME

i seriously want to know what was gg thru her mind when she did tt
dun she knows tt there are hidden cameras installed in the lift??
or like many others they dun think tt the cameras are in operation and just want to test whether they r working or not??

hm....
anyway, now ho say lor

but why would anyone want to do tt huh?
once maybe ok...coz too urgent mah
but once a while......hm......

DUH

GO, WENT AND GONE

gone just like tt
sigh
when will it be my turn??

anyway, wished him all the best
I am sure he would be happier out there in his new place

HUAT AH!!!

as for me, just have to work harder.... at work and at getting a new job

=D

HUAT AH

QUICK FASTER WALK

there is this "traffic" uncle controlling the human and vehicle traffic for the new mall
everyday will surely get to see him in action unless he no go work or I no go work bah
he damn steady pom pi pi de

he will signaled the cars to stop so tt the human can cross the little stretch of road
and he will always said "quick quick. hurry up, u think this is ur father road is it? ai ya! quick la. walk faster"
damn funny de
u should see him in action urself one day

and then when he stopped the human to allow the vehicles to go
he will blow whistle at the car drivers to tell them to "hurry up!!!! quick! ppl waiting for u to cross the road. ai ya! so KS de, dun dare to drive out to the road. ai ya! know how to drive car de bo?"
DUH!
sometimes I wonder can the drivers hear him while he was rattling away
I mean ..hm....

then when the humans just cross the road without waiting for him to signal. he will goes "u think what? car hit you is ur own problem ok. cannot wait is it? few sec also cannot wait is it?"

I think hor
his work stress la
but also showed tt he took pride in his work and is a responsible "traffic" uncle
sigh
Singaporean all stressed at work
until ppl start to go gila

I saw one the other day
took out his ic and showed the 3 schoolboys and claimed tt he is police and he can issued them "summon" if they continued to play with their *I dun know whats tt called. scooter?? in the train
the 3 schoolboys just entertained him and said tt they did not play le and apologized to him
and he kept claiming tt he is a police and he would stop the train *action to press the button and I was like if u press the button I will kill u... hahaha coz frankly, what the hell u think u are doing
and of course I know gila ppl no wrong de even if they kill ppl
but then I am very sure everyone is rushing to go home le
if he pressed tt button and train stopped at the station, just to investigate the "case" everyone will be damn piss off....

must think of a way to prevent the button from being misuse
though I know dun have, coz many a times, got ppl anyhow press it
sigh
just like ppl calling 999 but u cannot do much
coz what can u do? banned the number? cannot wat coz ppl need to call for help mah
and when they panic these 3 digits very easy to remember de

if not when in trouble who u gg to call???
cant be ghost busters rite?

LETTING GO IS NEVER EASY

sigh
I seriously have no idea what tt 3rd party was thinking
she still dun think she is wrong
well.....er,...coz she said the man claimed tt he no longer love the wife and will divorce her??
hm.......

frankly to me
if u know tt he is a married man and u stepped into the rs with him
then u r wrong le
whether or not he said there is no love or got love or the wife gg to die coz tio cancer to me all bullshit
u r a 3rd party

and being a celebrity couple, u dun come tell me u dun know tt he is married lor
so means u know, and u stepped in
so u r wrong le

anyway, tts ppl's family business
I cant comment much la
but I guess she is probably enjoying the limelight now...coz attention is now all on the three of them mah
so who knows tts who she will get more shows and news and then the $$ will roll in lor


yesterday I was watching this Taiwan talk show

this uncle said  (dun know the exact but he meant like this la)
letting go in a rs or marriage might not be a bad or sad thing afterall. coz by letting go, u will actually be happier if u r already so unhappy in it

if you know tt u have boarded the wrong bus, why dun alight and wait for the correct one. why still want to sit on the bus and dun even know where the fuck it will bring u to

steady pom pi pi rite
I think tts me
exactly my thinking

then u know Xiao yan jie???
well she said until lagi better

she said rs/marriage is like wearing shoes
only the wearer will know the shoes fit bo? comfortable bo? or biting the feet?
so if its biting then why still want to wear it, change it. get a better fit shoes. sure have de
and the wearer should not be too bother by what others say abt the shoes, whether the shoes nice or no nice, match or no match
they are just nobody and not impt
most impt is when u wear it, u must feel comfortable

letting go is never easy
who say it is?
take time for wound to heal but it will heal one day
let it go and be better to yourself
bless the other partner and you will feel better
carry hatred and its not gg to be an easy road of recovery for yourself too

of course never happy to hear tt the other party has moved on or found someone new or even gg to settle down le
but if each of us found our own 2nd happiness... then isn't it a happy ending for all
but then again, like what Xiao yan jie said
the moment u decided to split and signed on the paper, the other partner's everything is NO LONGER ur business and u dun need to bother or care anymore
so should learn to let go completely and bless the other person well...
"祝福你"  say it like u mean it

steady rite
*clap hands*
remind me of the boots song
"these boots are made for walking and that's what they will do, one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over U"

RIP

I was in a bit bit shock when I opened the sat papers and realized victor khoo has passed away

who is he u might b wondering
means u r not my era de

he and his good friend charlee entertained a lot of children in my era
charlee is his partner in crime
opps!
haha no la
partner in entertaining us
be it during funfair, or on tv or on radio... I got to say he was really really very good
i mean during my time, being an  entertainer is not easy le, let alone a ventriloquist
he was damn GOOD I got to say
can see he was always trying to push himself to do more and more and better each time at his performance

thanks for the childhood entertainment and laughters too
May he RIP

NOT AGAIN

looks like dad's foot is swollen again
and mama is nagging at him everyday
and he will raise voice loud loud at mama tt he is OK. its his feet, he knows if he is in pain when walking
DUH

frankly, its not abt he pain or no pain mah
what if suddenly on the road he cannot walk or whatever shit
then mama also difficult dun know what to do mah
tio bo??

so better be prepared at all time
but also dun know why the retention came back
hm....

IT'S A BLIND DATE

brew or no brew??
hm......
*tapping fingers on table*
the waiting game starts now

would u believe it!
If u remember, sometime back I mentioned abt this nice old lady whom I was invited to have a short chit chat session with
her advise is go join other events not just makan coz since after attending so many such events, I dun get to find HIM

well, she called me again
and said there is this guy whom she thinks is not a bad guy and asked me whether want to meet bo
so I said "why not? no obligations rite?"
and she said "of course. just come out and make new friends. u never know whether is he the one or not until u all meet up and talk mah"

so after seeking the guy's permission whether is he OK to meet me
and it was a deal!!
hahaha
a blind date was set
he smsed tt very nite (thur) and then I said "ok lets meet on sat then"
no time to wait... chop chop settle it
hahaha
then why not Friday u may ask
coz I want to go to my gym class mah.. skip on week le
and I have been like eating myself silly last last weekend so better go work it out and sweat it out

first impression
nice guy
subsequent impression
mummy's boy

dun expect a lot of details coz it was only a, lets see, 4hrs chit chat session
he is the only son with 3 sisters before him
so u can tell how precious he is
he went to study in NZ came back work in private sector.   i think he studied accountancy or something like tt.  6 yrs ago went to work in IRAS
so what does he do?
he asked ppl "why u no pay taxes? please pay"
and then ppl will give 101 reasons and try not to pay and he will put up their request for them la
good rite?!!
so tts his job.. ask me more I also dun know le

and then as he is the only and youngest son
he is currently staying with him 80 plus parents
papa is bed ridden and mama as solid as a rock
sisters all married and have children le
and their children have children too
so he is a great grand uncle?

then he currently has no religion
so he sometimes go temple sometimes go church
he went to SJI?? or was it st Andrew??
hm... okok.. its Christian schools la
haha.. I cannot remember le

oh...his is a pisces and born in the yr of a rat
M I C K E Y M O U S E
yappie!! mickey mouse...and if u remember, I read somewhere tt this yr the rabbit hor, love luck is the mouse!!!
wakao!! co-incidence hor
I supposed to bring ard with me something related to mouse and hey presto! nice auntie send me a mouse.....
hm......means what?
means anything?
or I think too much again??!!?

steady!
did I miss out any thing?
too juicy details, only I will know, wont share here
hahaha

anyway, like I said
brew or no brew, just got to wait and see lor

though at the end of the 4 hrs session, he ended with "if u r free we can go watch a movie sometime or go find new makan place. and next time, do let me treat u to a proper meal and not just a drink"
hahaha.. coz we met at 2pm mah. ppl hungry wat.. of course must eat rite? so ate le, I full le mah, so how to eat again. duh! please dun scold me  =(
kekeke

he ended the nite with a sms message "hope tt I had a pleasant weekend"
ok, my gut feel... if u want to know, and its never wrong
Period
why?
coz normally ppl will said they enjoyed themselves and hope to come out again
but this one is not like tt de...so tts why tts my gut feel

will there be a part 2 ??? and then part 3 and then everlasting story????!!?
stay tune.......
hehe

SORRY

"sorry mdm, please help me. I just came out from prison. I was inside for 7 yrs. can u please help me?"
(negro was trying to sell me key chains)
looked at him and then I went "sorry"
"我会讲华语, 你可以讲话语吗?"
I looked at him again "sorry"
then I think he got TL and went "oh, u dun know English and Chinese, u r a Japanese?" and he walked away

frankly, I dun care u from prison or can speak Chinese or not
if u just came out, then why u hair like "pong sai gou" like tt.. so much hair.. u think our local prison gives u the luxury of having "pom sai gou" hair??? 
and as a FT, unless u r a local, if not, after coming out from prison, I am sure u will be deported back to where u came from lor
so hor, unless u can prove tt u r not a cheater, then I can only "sorry. pls dun come and bother me"

all I can say is there are many reports abt cheaters out there lor... so sorry..., cannot help u even if I really would like to

and ur attitude hor.. just let me feel tt u r out to cheat lor
sorry to say tt, dun think my 6th sense is wrong
but even if I am wrong, then I apologise to u.. SORRY

MIND UR OWN BUSINESS

old woman came up the bus
lady stood up to give up the seat to her
as she was quite unstable (coz she old woman mah), this another lady went forward to hold her and guide her to the seat
BUT
immediately the old woman went "DONT U DARE TOUCH MY .....(cannot hear) u cinna ......"

steady pom pi pi
all on bus SHOCKED .........

seriously lesson learnt
MIND UR OWN BUSINESS

HOW CAN LIKE DAT?

u send ur children to school
is to get an education so tt when they come out to the society, they can find a good job and support themselves and their family one day
what if ur children tio bully or worst force to eat "sai" and then tio rape?
duh!!

frankly, so horrible
I cannot bear to think abt it

so sad and so horrible

the gahmen should really do something abt it
or is there really nothing they can do?
cannot change law?
like some countries I heard the "brother" would be chop away in public.. for all to see
or they gave u some medication and "brother" will sleep forever

as for the eat "sai" one.. well, maybe the punishment is to eat "sai" too
u know... taste ur own medicine

but then again, tts ppl's house rules.. better dun go ka Jiao...
just tt its very sad and disheartening to hear such studies

and one story I heard was the girl marries the rapist leh
and rapist can say "I love her" and girl said "I forgive him"
steady pom pi pi

TO SHOP OR TO EAT?

I think need to exercise more le
been eating like "rubbish" over the weekend
can feel the bloating tummy

arrggghhh
feeling no good
need to control food intake too
=(

should have control myself
=(
need to fast and eat veg....think I let myself go too far off..kekeke

work towards the goal...
STOP EATING "RUBBISH"

think better stick to shopping....but both activities also will be guilty
tsk tsk

how huh?
any better idea
=P

maybe should just sleep..
zzzzzzzZZZzzzzzz

SELFLESS ACT?

I went espirit shopping on sat
this lady behind me asked me "do u want to use my card and enjoy the 10% discount?"
I looked at her with unbelievable eyes "u want me to use?"
"why not" she replied
I smiled at her and said "thank you"

frankly, how many of us will offered our discount cards to others and let them enjoy the discount too?
not many I think
me personally I wont....
=(
dun ask me why, selfish bah
tts the only think I can think of

but some one actually told me
this is not selfish, just tt becoz I dun need others to help me accumulate points
WA!!!
tt someone told me tt the lady might be hoping tt others help her accumulate points lor...
but I told her its not abt the points, its abt allowing others to enjoy the discount
tio bo?
or I bo tio?

WHAT BECAME US?

went to a 2nd pri school gathering on fri
this time was with the elite classes
class 6A and 6B and me the 6C lor

heard so many updates from them
and I just felt I am so out of the place
hehehe


"which sec school u went to after PSLE? then where next? what r u doing?"
these are the questions being posed to each one of us...
=D
as I was not from the elite classes, so nobody really cares abt where I went or what am I doing la

seemed like everybody went to elite sec school wor
temasek sec, tkgs, tk tech, dunman, Anglican
and then next stop is temasek jc, tampines jc and vjc
then next stop is either NUS or NTU

and they were all laffing and asking "u were in NXX meh? why I dun know u r my school mate? never see u there before. blah blah blah"
frankly, who cares abt me in which poly and what the heck tt I do rite
duh

anyway I have to say
frankly and honestly it was an enjoyable nite, talking to long lost friends
some I totally have no idea who the hell they are
probably saw before in school but coz they are in the top class, most probably just Hi and then Bye

and of course I also met my pri school sweet heart
too bad, he does not seemed to remember anything
hahaha
so be it bah
we have all moved on

all have become "successful" in life
happy working and also happy family
=D
own business, investment advisor, bankers, blah blah blah...majority are in the finance industry
live in big houses and drives fancy cars

sigh
and I wonder to myself.. "what have I been doing?"
duh

haha
dun be mistaken, I am not comparing
I am of course contended with what I have now
but we were all from the same "foundation" level lor
but all come out differently

this is life bah
one kind of rice feed many different ppl
tt must be the meaning abt this Chinese saying

at least I have work life balance
do they also have?
*kua kua kua*