QUICK FASTER WALK

there is this "traffic" uncle controlling the human and vehicle traffic for the new mall
everyday will surely get to see him in action unless he no go work or I no go work bah
he damn steady pom pi pi de

he will signaled the cars to stop so tt the human can cross the little stretch of road
and he will always said "quick quick. hurry up, u think this is ur father road is it? ai ya! quick la. walk faster"
damn funny de
u should see him in action urself one day

and then when he stopped the human to allow the vehicles to go
he will blow whistle at the car drivers to tell them to "hurry up!!!! quick! ppl waiting for u to cross the road. ai ya! so KS de, dun dare to drive out to the road. ai ya! know how to drive car de bo?"
DUH!
sometimes I wonder can the drivers hear him while he was rattling away
I mean ..hm....

then when the humans just cross the road without waiting for him to signal. he will goes "u think what? car hit you is ur own problem ok. cannot wait is it? few sec also cannot wait is it?"

I think hor
his work stress la
but also showed tt he took pride in his work and is a responsible "traffic" uncle
sigh
Singaporean all stressed at work
until ppl start to go gila

I saw one the other day
took out his ic and showed the 3 schoolboys and claimed tt he is police and he can issued them "summon" if they continued to play with their *I dun know whats tt called. scooter?? in the train
the 3 schoolboys just entertained him and said tt they did not play le and apologized to him
and he kept claiming tt he is a police and he would stop the train *action to press the button and I was like if u press the button I will kill u... hahaha coz frankly, what the hell u think u are doing
and of course I know gila ppl no wrong de even if they kill ppl
but then I am very sure everyone is rushing to go home le
if he pressed tt button and train stopped at the station, just to investigate the "case" everyone will be damn piss off....

must think of a way to prevent the button from being misuse
though I know dun have, coz many a times, got ppl anyhow press it
sigh
just like ppl calling 999 but u cannot do much
coz what can u do? banned the number? cannot wat coz ppl need to call for help mah
and when they panic these 3 digits very easy to remember de

if not when in trouble who u gg to call???
cant be ghost busters rite?