STAYING PUT

someone created a chatroom
I think he or she did not check who is IN the room he or she created
and then HO SAY LOR
all the sir/mdm and then I was like WTF!!

if u asked me, I would have just left the room
as in click "exit"
 but hor, since u r the one who created it and u never check it well
then sorry lor,  will stay inside
=D

better update ur contacts esp with ppl whom u have not contacted for a long time lo
and do remind ur friends tt u have changed ur number...

just for curiosity sake (yours not mine)
I dun know anyone in the room
=D

HAPPY HATCH DAY

HAPPY (lunar) BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!


give me a good and reliable man!!!

SO WHO IS IN?

when love turns to hatred
I think very scary bah
faint to the max can

I tell u
I dun know the whole story or the real story
but I normally dun kapo these stuff de

I was told
A likes B at first, then along came C and A changes target
end up though she confessed to both B and C..both "rejected" her
and then A went berserk!
like whats wrong with me

force no happiness de mah
dun A know?
cannot means cannot
can means can
dun have maybe can try it out de

but apparently I think she is creating a mountain out of this tiny tiny hill
so ppl comes in and out of the chatroom created
then Admin adds them back and then saga continues
and I was like "WTF!!how old le still playing games like tt"

then A blames B for introducing C to her
but B thought "since when I intro C to u?"
hahaha and C was like "huh?"

frankly, I am not gg to get myself into any kind of such shit lor
this was like long ago thing
I have no time for such thing

apparently now all in the same chatroom le
AND
all I know is neg ppl wont be found ard me
coz I need POSITIVE ions at all time

HUAT AH!!

WHAT IS WRONG?

frankly I was stunned
stunned to the max
or rather upset la

first we said to go XfX for "mum mum"
end up a "3rd party" came along and said "very sinful leh. dun want la. blah blah blah"
ok fine, since I was new to the group I just stay said anything I follower

end up we went to this rest at the new wing
and then guess what this "3rd party" ordered?
ordered two saugages and pasta and some green
then ho say lor
saw what I was having and said I am gg to order tt too!!
and steady pom pi pi she placed an order again
I looked at her and she said "very hungry skipped lunch"
but its not abt her ordering another plate of pasta tt I was amazed
I mean at the rate she is eating I seriously wonder anything wrong with gg to XfX instead??!!??

u tell me!!

then never mind
ended up got supper leh
and guess wat?
a bowl of the glutinous ball and a French toast with peanut butter covered on the bread lor
u tell me
seriously whats wrong wth having XfX in the first place?????

DUH

remind me not to eat with her again

and frankly the other two hor also pattern one
during lunch time told me this exp, tt exp, so in the end I suggested to go food court
but they wanted fastfood
so ok lor
but for dinner..they are ok to go to this rest for a meal
steady lor
=D

DUH

remind me not to go out with them again

3X

thanks for saying tt I looked "30" and dun looked my real age at all
TQVM
but in real fact I am hitting the BIG 4 soon.........

=D

KITTY IS NOT A CAT

can u believe it?!!??
after so many donkey years, I only knew it after XX years later tt HK is not a cat!!
WTF!!!

its a little girl!!!
hahaha
real name is Kitty White
with a sister Minny White
and a pet REAL cat Charmmy

steady rite?
*clap hands*

and esther told me she knew it all these while
DUH!!

TOOTH FAIRY

I dreamt tt while sleeping I spitted out three tooth
WTF WTF WTF!!!

dun know will tooth fairy come and give me something in return for my three tooth

DREAMS DO COME TRUE...

this AM I had a craving for wanton noodle for breakfast
when I woke up, I told myself to remind mama to get me wanton mee for breakfast later and I fell back to sleep

when I woke up at 830am... mama just came back from market
and I told her "mama I want breakfast"
and she said "ai ya! luckily  got buy for u"
and guess what??

WANTON MEE!!!

woohoo!!

I tell u
anything can happened as long as u believe

MIS CALCUATION

brain not functioning well today

for last evening dinner I owed Y $42.80
today I returned her $52.80
BUT when she returned me $10
I told her "why u gave me $10. no lah. only $8 will do"
"$10 mah where got $8"
"u see ah! $42.80, I gave u $52.80 u should give me back...."
"$10 lor"
"oh.... yayayaya..sorry sorry"

KUA KUA KUA

what was I thinking

WHAT IS HINDERING YOU?

I was asked today
"u supposed to rush out tt tender right?"
"hmm yes"
"so where is it?"
"I have completed the doc just left with the estimate"
"so what is hindering you huh?"


U TELL ME LA!!
what is it tt I "delayed" getting tt doc out!!

its becoz someone told me to PUT EVERYTHING DOWN AND DO THIS
its becoz someone cannot cope with current workload, throw out her work and I got to assist

when everybody's work is accomplished and completed and meet deadline
u all looked damn good and steady
but what about me

U TELL ME!!
U TELL ME!!!
WHAT ABT MY WORK


I saw it coming de lor
end of the day sure said why I did not manage my time
still gave me a deadline to come out with the tender doc
swee!!
*claps hands*

end of the day, u all competent and I am the incapable one
I really giving up
swee rite
losing my very rubbery patience

why still no good cards for me!!!

=(

HERE I COME

FINALLY!!

my long awaited holiday is here

sis finally made up her mind
and we r so gg to TAIPEI!!!

HUAT AH!!!

when?

next month lor... hahaha
*blink blink* and I will be AWAY!!

BLISSFUL

I had a weird dream this AM
but why is it tt suddenly I dreamt of them
I mean.. DUH

anyway the dream was like
first it was S who told me tt he felt unhappy in his marriage
then while I was comforting him, S  suddenly became D, and D was telling me tt his wife cheated on him and he is thinking of gg for D
as I was comforting him, D suddenly became S and alternate with each other in my dream
and I was like "huh? why like this one?"
hahaha

anyway then I woke up
coz cold...hehehe.. need to cover myself with blanket


I bo black heart hor
I sincerely wished them both happy and blissful marriage
I no cursed them tt their marriages will end up like shit or what hor
tts not my style

also dun know why I dream such thing
anyway ppl said dream always opposite de
so I hope they are all lovey dovey leh and will always be

BLESS THEM!!
and also me
and of course u ppl out there!!!

my prince charming will come soon........

HUAT AH

SSSSsssssssssss

after serving the dish, think he was cleaning up and then he wanted to throw away the head
who knows the snake bit him
and then ho say lor
tio venom
and before he was send to hospital, he mati
sigh

who would have thought tt the snake is still alive after the head is being chopped away
so scary hor
yucks!!

but I wonder why the venom was not removed before the snakes were sold to the restaurant
hm.....

WHERE ARE THE FRIENDS?

when everything is fine and u give treats to others, u have tons of friends, who claimed tt u are so closed and so good like brothers and sisters...
when u r in deep shit, where r all ur so called brothers and sisters?

suddenly all gone.....how many r ur REAL friends???

every day party, end up now in shit, all the so called friends said "actually also not close to him one"
*clap hands*


tts why the Chinese saying "winter weather send the hot coal"

NOT CLEAR ENOUGH

"how's ur day?"
"so far so good"
"any guys impressed u during the dinner?"
"NO"
"want to meet up for dinner and chit chat?"
*kua kua kua*

dun understand its I dun get it or the man just dun get it?

EXPOSED

when she told me tt "IT" was being found out
my heart stopped for a split second
though I warned her before
"paper no hide fire"
she said "ok la. can cover de"
but dun know why when she told me she was being "exposed" my heart just felt pain
pain for her or the bf I dun know
I not sure
but it just so reminded me of my own story

SAD!!
=(

I asked her "cried?"
and she replied "yes, I cried"
and I went "I not asking abt u la."
frankly, I think the reason for me to be sad is, I can relate to it

anyway she said she is gg to try to make up
I told her think carefully, this might be the right time to let go
she said she wants to get back
I told her for what
letting go is much happier for her and him

anyway whatever she wants to do
its her own business
I cant do anything

1, 2 and 3's A CROWD

hahaha
I got to know the feeling of being a "3rd party"
I was so "lucky" lor
hahaha

the guy wanted to get to know the girl whom happened to click with me during the event
so he has no choice but to also offered me a ride home after the event
he was lucky tt we stayed in the same area
or rather I was lucky tt she and I stayed in the same area
*evil grin*

anyway I was like a bridge for all majority of the guys to cross during the event coz they wanted to know the girl MORE
hahaha
and I was like OK fine, I dun mind being the bridge
just dun destroy it after u cross it lor.....
hehehe

ANYWAY, I was seriously like a lamp post on tt journey home
hehe
talking all the way
coz the girl was very quiet
and ok, maybe I too chatty rite
so I actually kept quiet so tt the two of them can chat
but it was so quiet tt I can hear my own farting sound lor
hahaha
ok, just joking, it was so quiet tt I was humming along with the radio
so before I fell asleep, I decided to MAKE SOME NOISE!!!

anyway I sincerely wished them all the best and I did not intend to be the "3rd party" but got free ride home why not leh
=D
hehehe
the guy has to work harder.. coz the girl was like still "erm...er... dun know leh"
JIA YOU!!

HUAT AH!!

JUST CRUISE?

saw the cruise advert
thinking to bring the old folks go
only 1 departure date
but not sure they will like it bo
but I know dad wants to try out tt cruise
so what the heck rite
just go...
try le then say
=D

JUST A PHOTO

"would u do me a favour?"
"yes"
"can u change ur profile pic?"
"oh, cannot huh?" (the photo was changed like last yr or yr before... immediately after the in house exams)
"not professional"
"oh! ok then I go for the make over kind of pro photo"
"no la. just like IC kind"

frankly wat wrong with it?
I also not sure
its not like I just changed it recently
it has been for some time why suddenly come and asked me to change it
sigh
I totally have no idea

its not like I am laying down, wearing revealing clothing or in a whatever silly position
its just me standing there...
anyway whatever la

now got to remember to take some nice photos and select the most pro one to change
afterall I promised I would do it

CHOW CHOW

i tell u
this is gg to be damn disgusting lor

I dreamt I was dam "urgent"
need to use the toilet very urgently
dun asked me why I "ren" until so full tank then go find a toilet

so anyway I was in a pretty blue dress and was running ard searching for a toilet
and TADA!!
I found a public toilet!!
so happy
but TA DA!!
wtf
the toilets were dirty de lor
but I seriously cannot tahan to go look for another cubicle
so I just cheong into the empty one and squat and pee on to the floor

and so relieved lor
and then HO SAY LEH
coz I went to turn on the tap to wash the floor, my head touches the dirty toilet seat cover
and HO SAY LOR
WTF leh
so I quickly washed it
and then got out of the toilet

frankly, I am not gg to buy myself a blue party dress
duh!!
dun want to go into a "chow chow" toilet
pui pui pui

but come to think of it
why I did not wash the toilet clean since inside the cubicle got tap huh?
and then can flush the toilet too
but maybe I was dressed too pretty to wash public toilet?

and the best thing was when I came out of the toilet
there was a long q outside for the cubicle which I was in
and when the next in q went in and saw the condition, she quickly came out
and then the q dispersed
hahaha
I hoped nobody thought it was me who made the toilet "chow chow"

ONE IS ENOUGH

"good afternoon mdm"
"hi. who is this?"
"I am calling from XXX bank. we are offering u this credit card. no need any applications just need to answer a few qn"
"erm.. sorry its ok I dun need the card"
"but mdm, u r currently holding one of our cards rite?"
"yes, tts why I dun need another one. one card is enough. bye bye"
"thanks mdm........."

PUT DOWN EVERYTHING

the robber will said "give me all ur valuables"
today I was told to "put down everything and rush this out"
but all I want to know is, if I put down everything to rush THIS out, then who is gg to put down everything to rush MY things???!!!??

THE GREATEST LOVE

today went to ah ma's place
coz her birthday celebration
though not on her actual day, but we acted according to her wish, "can celebrate but not on her actual day" so hor... we did it today lor

the next few para which I gg to pen down is not for those weak heart like me
so if u r weak hearted then better dun read on

frankly, I got to admit
I only go to ah ma's place twice a year
cny and her birthday
though she always tell me "come come, come see ah ma when u r free"
I always just smiled and go "okok"
but I never do it

why?
coz I think I took things for granted
I thought ah ma will always be there
and mum's duty is to make ah ma happy
and mine, is to make mum happy

but today I realized I am so damn wrong
when I saw ah ma today
I was SHOCKED to see how she had aged
she is still very clear minded, knows what is happening and all but she seemed to be in a dazed or just walked slowly
it just broke my heart lor

very sorry
sorry tt I took my ah ma for granted
I thought she would always be there
strong and fit
and cooked my fav soup and food
but I was so so wrong
It just suddenly scare me so much tt I might just lose her anytime
now I understand how ping or zhuang felt tt very nite when we were talking abt ping's little girl asking her not to grow old or zhuang remembering when the good old days with her mama.
tt time, I also felt sad but then I thought tts how life is rite? a cycle
cannot help it de
all will grow old all will die one day
sooner or later
tts why must live each day to the fullest with no regrets

but today, I suddenly feel like hugging my ah ma and telling her not to grow old any more
I dun want to lose her
or rather I cannot bear to lose her
it just hurt so badly to even have tt thought

whenever she sees me, she will go "getting prettier each time I see u"
steady rite
*clap hands*
think only ah ma can see the beauty in me and appreciate my prettiness
=D
hahaha (dun u all go vomit lor)
then when its time to go home she will goes "I know u r working. busy. no time to come see ah ma. but come see ah ma when u r free la. come come"
all I can do is "OKOK" but NATO

I am just so sorry tt I did not visit her when I have all the time I have
reason tt I am just plain lazy to travel all the way to the north to see her
but when I was young, I remembered she came all the way to the east with my auntie just to see us
I can now understand better why my mama will make a trip up to north to visit her mama when she has the time or rather when time permits
even if she needs to squeeze her schedule just to make it to visit her
if now dun do it, then when?
there will never be a good time, except NOW
tio bo??

frankly, she saved me from many canings from my dad.. hahaha
oh... how much I love her.. she is my shield leh
haha
mama will call her, and she will call papa
thank god! I have both ah ma and mama....
LOVE U

opps!
I need to end my post here though I have many thoughts which I want to pen down
but I am seriously sobbing away le
please pardon me


the one person whom I am waiting for will come looking for me one day
I will be in good hands, have my own happy family too
so dun worry for me
I will be good!!!
不要为我担心
我一定要开心，幸福的
我一定会开心，幸福的
 for ah ma and those who loved me

all I want to say is :-
I LOVE U AH MA!!
I know what u did for me....and will always put them in my heart
WISHING U GOOD HEALTH AND ABUNDANCE HAPPINESS

and what I wanted to tell u all is:-
love the ppl ard u
dun take them for granted
do what u want to do, say what u want to say
dun later regret not being to do it in future

PAIN PAIN

last evening blog was "shiok shiok"

tis AM is "PAIN PAIN" or rather aching all over like I was being beaten up

wahahahaha
damn funny
anyway not gg to do anything this weekend
just gg to nua nua nua

FIGHT FOR WHAT?

two guys fought over a girl
nothing unusual
watch show also have right

but for celebrities.... erm... also common bah
afterall their circle very small
but until in the limelight, in the news.... steady

I also dun know whats the reason was
but better be good

hm...maybe for publicity?
for a new show or a new song?

NO MIXED

someone's elder passed away
A took initiative or perhaps was nominated to inform the rest
then she said whoever wants to give the "pek kim" can pass to B

I did not think of anything at first
coz its quite norm to have someone to collect the "pek kim"
then next min A send another email to inform tt the "pek kim" to pass to C instead
and she apologized tt she did not know tt B was preggie

frankly.... red and white dun mix
and she did not know??!?!?

hahaha ok ok
I also did not know la
as in when I first read the email it did not occur to me tt B cannot collect "pek kim"
I felt sorry for A coz everybody was like saying "dun she knows tt red and white no can mix"
and I was like still defending her "she might not know tt B is preggie... at least I am one who dun know"  (reason being B is not on same floor as me so unless I get to see her somewhere in office, if not I wont know)
then the rest went "how can be dun know?"
kua kua kua

so seemed like all knows but I dun
=(

SHIOK SHIOK

not the "shiok shiok satay" ok
its after my body massage I felt so much better
the moment she touched my calf , I knew immediately I am in good hands
then when she started to massage my back, I just feel "ahhhhhhh....."
and few mins later "crack crack crack" and I just knew it
not my bones broke ok!! hehehe its every where "soong" le
hopefully I can have a relaxing weekend
shiok shiok!!