BOM BOM PROBLEM

i just tried on the dresses which i bought from the net early this week
to my horror!!
wa kao!!!
i think i got a big ass lor!!!

i ordered M size... the usual size nothing more and nothing less
but when i tried to pull up the dress or pull down the dress
HEY PRESTO!!!
stuck at the bom bom lor
=(((

got to admit
i have a big ass!!
think i sit too much le
time to move ard......kekeke
ya, maybe i did too much online shopping le
been sitting ard too much
time to go jalang... go walk walk, go REAL shopping...

but hor i really dun like the sales to follow me ard
even if they dun, once u r in the fitting room, i tell u
all hell breaks loose lor
they will show u 10 stuff and u can never get to leave the fitting room even though u brought only one pc in for trying...

of course maybe some of u like this kind of service
but not for me
i felt very pressurize and stressful
shopping is not suppose to be like this right?
shopping supposed to be relaxing and fun!!
and something which u look forward to...
but not for me... tts why i preferred online shopping
but then... NOW hor. .. think i need to change le

and hor for the same pc of dress, u need to pay like $50 plus for the dress
but on the net hor, same design just tt its not "branded" la, only cost u less than $30!!!
hm... i think i know le
next time, i go to the shop and try first
then i order from the net
hahaha
but then also quite difficult coz dun know which shop selling tt design and which online shop is selling tt too

 have few choices with the dresses la
either, i hold on to them and hope for the best
still wear them but need to hold in my breathe coz the waistline there can see the tummy
or throw away / give away

anyway i thought of at least try to wear them one or twice before i do the option 3.....
hahaha
>.<
would be wasted if i did not bring them out to "shine" right??

think i can no longer buy clothings from the net le
coz of the big ass
=(
WWWWAAAAWWWWWAAAAAA..........
=D