EXCUSE ME, R U A DRACULA?

hopefully they are a grp of poly students and not uni...coz hor.......

2 girls, 1 tom boy and 1 guy
girl A was busy playing with iphone
tom boy was looking at her playing the game with the iphone
girl and guy talking, girl was upset
"why u like this? there is nothing b/w us? what happened to u? tell me. why u so upset?"
girl mumbled abt somthing
guy went "but i just smsed her. nothing rite? u mean i cannot talk to other girls?"
girl asked girl A "hey!! tell him how ur bf treats u?"
guy asked "ya, tell me how good ur bf treats u?"
girl A " my bf will never talk to other girls de lor. and my bf treats me very good ok."
guy "wa lao!! u like this, hai me ok"
girl A "sorry lor. who asked u to ask me. so i just tell u lor"
girl "see!! other ppl's bf also never do tt lor"
guy "u cannot compare me and him de. really nothing between us. u go think abt it, why u suddenly become like this today?"
then the guy tried to pacify the girl, and the girl threw tantrum.....girl A and tom boy totally ignored them
and then guy started to cuddle and hug girl
girl also hug back
then before u can say "wtf", the happy little young couple were giggling and laughing away......
*slap forehead*

the girl A who said her bf will not talk to other girls PLEASE WAKE UP YOUR IDEA!!!!!
how could it be? ur bf dumb or blind or deaf?
definitely will talk de lah
how can dun talk
dun talk to classmates de meh?
cannot be rite
dun talk to mother? sister? cousins? nieces? grand ma (maternal and paternal) aunties???
wa lao!!
so if u can 100% guarantee said tt, i think perhaps, maybe, u r the blind, deaf and dumb one......
sigh

and the most jing dian came..........
guy to girl "u give me a love bite lah. i let u bite. then ppl will know tt i have a gf le. then u dun need to be jealous"
girl "i dun want"
guy "bite lah, i let u bite. come"
girl "i dun want lah.
then before u can say even said "KNN", they were cuddling and hugging and pecking away........wa kao!!!

what kind of theory.....love bite ppl will know tt u have a gf
come on lor, love bite anybody also can give lor.....
knn...must be from gf meh? ONS also can give lor.....
dracula can also bite lor....suck away ur blood....
wa kao!!!

children!!!
*faint*
so gullible meh??

i am really speechless........