I AM NOT A COCONUT TREE

excuse me...but i am not a coconut tree!!
faint can

on the train just now
and it was not like said very packed
this lady decided to "lean on me" for whatever reason i dun know
and i was not holding on to anything
so for me to balance and also to take her weight, i seriously need to do balancing act lor
and she just happily "lean one me" expecting me to support her??!!??

so i told the little one, "she thinks i am a coconut tree??"
and the little one laff like mad
i mean COME ON!!!! i thought it was loud enough for her to hear it and dun "LEAN ON ME"
but she continued to it and even had a happy smile on her face

so me being me, the very selfish me, i shifted away and hey presto!!
she almost fell, so can only concluded tt she ACTUALLY think i am a coconut tree to lean on
okok, i know what u gg to say, "y y so lik dat"
but hey! I AM NOT A COCONUT TREE for u to lean on lor
and u jolly well hold on to something if u need support and not lean on a person as FRAGILE as me

anyway, she quickly then hold on to the railing
and guess what she did?
damn jing dian lor
she puts her august 15 on my thunder thigh
yappie!!
my thunder thigh big enough for her august 15 to rest on while she is holding on to the railing
and i have no space to shift so i let her do it her way and just continued to say loudly tt she thinsk i am a coconut tree
and the little one just laff until cmi

sigh
am i a joker here?
no lor, neither am i a coconut tree...i am just a victim.....
sigh

what a joke..coconut tree in the train
duh!!