WHAT'S NEXT?

was quite surprised to "make a friend" within sec with a complete stranger i "met" on the website
he wrote abt being smart enough to decode XXXXXXXX on the keyboard
and i being the smart alec decoded the XXXXXXX to numbers and sms him
dun asked me why i did it
but i did it

he called within an hr....but i did not pick up the phone
2 missed calls and i still did not answer the call

i called back and hey presto!!! the rest is history
what surprised me was tt he did not seemed to mind abt the status but mind abt being a SMOKER!!!
i almost fainted
lolz
and when i asked him "u mean u mind if ur friend is a smoker?"
and tt qn stunned him for a split second before he answer abt clean air and for own health sake....

he asked me where i am. and i said i am gg to visit a gf
and he said "christmas party?"
and i told him "not really. just to pass her the christmas pressie"
and he asked "where is my pressie?"
and i was like DUH!! do i know u!!
seriously!!!
PERIOD!!


he asked me what is my criteria for my significant other half, and i went silent for awhile
and he asked me whether am i choosy
and i of course replied "NO. just tt i guess the 1st thing, ppl must be able to accept my status then we talk abt the rest"
and he went "do u have children?"
and i went "NO" and he went "no children. better wat. easier too.why cannot accept?"
and i went "it does not matter to u, but to others it does. and i dun know why"
and he was like "hahaha"
and i went "seriously, even if its to be friends, also does not matter the person is a D or not rite?"
and he just laff and went "ya"
and i went "ok, so ni zhe ge peng you ke yi jiao"

anyway, if he did not lie abt his profile,
he is a 39 yr old guy, gg by the name of john, working in an oil petroleum industry as finance manager and claimed tt he worked very hard therefore no time to look for his significant other half and dun know how to socialise
said he lives alone, in ANG MO KIO, owes a car, has a pet dog, is a rat and an aries.....

but when we were chatting for tt few mins, he said its his "family business" and he did not elaborate more. and said something like "not impt" hm....means can dun go work la.....anyway he said he staying in marine parade, so we are "quite near" .....ya, tts what he said "we are near"...
duh!!
and hor he is on his way to tampines to buy a lock!!
wa kao!! lock must go tampines to buy..... *rolled eyes*
and his profile stated tt he lives in ANG MO KIO!! and now its MARINE PARADE!!!!
i hate liars!!!!

rat damn scheming de lor.....and aries damn head strong.....so?? i dun know
he actually asked me "want to come out for a cup of coffee"
and i was like "huh? u no read the papers meh? never go out with "strangers" esp ppl whom u just met within sec on the internet" so i politely rejected saying "NO. and btw, i have reached my friend's place and got to end the conversation"
then he asked me 2nd time for cup of coffee and i said i really got to go
and then before we hang up, he said "keep in contact"
but i no receive any sms from him ......think he calls bah, dun sms de.....

seriously, if he is the worked very hard no time to find partner, the way he talks dun tell me this leh.....
then his said "family business" then why no time leh? lagi all the time in the world rite?
live alone?? erm...i dun know.....not with family meh???
something not rite here
either he lied or i too sensitive

anyway, till further notice bah
and dun ask me why i smsed him in the first place?
is this what u call fate? or stupidness???
hm....