Friday, July 30, 2010

JELLY OF LOVE

haha
guess what i made for old man??

remembered the other time we bought 2 packets of agar agar powder??

hm.......well ,its ok if u dun
haha
no big deal

anyway i finally took the 2 packets home last weekend
and yesterday i "cooked" the agar agar

tomorrow will be a surprise for old man!!
wooooohoooooo........

SURPRISE!!!!!!!

爱我吗

你确定这就是爱吗 真的爱我吗
手牵着手漫步斜阳 就当作浪漫

当夕阳变成星光 当爱情换了方向
也許最永恆的包袱 
就是把最短暫的記住

有些愛很痛苦模糊 
有些故事也從不結束


但未来又会怎样
未知的明天总让 我旁徨

我不怕你 爱不爱我
只害怕你 以为爱我

真的爱我吗

JIA YOU

the little one so poor thing
kekeke
seriously, pehaps not tt poor thing lah

the tutor "complained" tt she is currently very careless
alot of careless mistakes made in the assignment papers given to her as homework

so what did the K2 do?
"no TV, no computer, no nothing, u shall revise ur work over and over again, check ur work over and over again"
sigh
serioulsy, does it help?

her heart also not here to do the work lor
time to rest, must rest mah
24 hrs stared at the papers also like this
cannot spot means cannot spot lor
ok, maybe 1 or 2 checks, still can find the mistake, but looking at it for 3, 4 ,5 times, cannot spot means cannot spot le

and the best part is, beside him, none of are bother abt it
not tt we bo chap her
but becoz, really, what can we do?
NOTHING

dun expect us to sit beside her during exams, "hey this is wrong, check again?"
if her style is like this, then there is nothing we can do
esp the mama also can;t be bother so why should we????!!!??

free style...let her do what she wants
end of the day, she is the one who will be feeling the heat not us lor
all we can do is to tell her, remind her, the rest is up to her le

she is considered very lucky as compared to me last time
anything bo tio, caned first then say
sigh.....
now, she is like precious lor

anyway once she moved out 2 yrs later, there is nothing we can do le
its up to her, herself, and she.....
and only her mama can look after her
and seriously, the mama should be the one looking after her.......

good luck little one....
all the best!!

WHY LIKE TIS?

swee
after i wrote abt my foul mood
the pc choot pattern
now the wordings revert back to small fonts again
sigh........
for ants to read........
why like this!!!!!

SIGN FOR WHAT?

today kana whack
whack for what?
whack coz i did not do a good job
sigh

seriously, why should i be checking other ppl's spec
i mean, as long as i check for the common stuff can le rite?
why must i go into details what they meant?
so what if what they wrote does not make sense
then they should be reponsible for it rite?
and their bosses too, coz they signed on it before forwarding to us
why made us check other ppl's work

ya i know
so what if it has been endorsed
wrong means wrong
got to redo means re do
but then, doesn't tt reflect very badly on the person who sign on it
then the whole signing procedure becomes redundant.......

sigh
anyway, its ok
small matter
but its friday and i feel sad.........
sigh

and to make matter worst
when i got the person to amend it
strong resistance.......sigh
then what u want me to do huh?
i sandwiched leh...

but do i give a damn.........sorry no lor
no amendment, no go.......my problem?
nia...
teamwork lor.......

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

TO RECTIFY OR NOT

guess what
after my feedback and my photos of the wrapping
the shop told me to go down to another outlet to re wrap my BB
kekeke
actually they suggested tt i go back to the original outlet to rectify my problem
but i insisted tt i am not gg back....( how good can the standard be rite?)
not tt i very "gian" abt it
but then, spend $68 lor....not $6.80
of course must confirm to have some standard rite?

like what yy said "its our rights. so must asked for it"
hm....

so am i gg down to re wrap
why not....kekeke
find one day....

UNPREDICTABLE

when i asked
she replied no
so i said perhaps i was sensitive
period

few months later
told me i was right
sigh
period

i was sad when she admitted
but then, what can i do?
i can only feel sad
why huh?
no explaination....

nobody forced them to get together
it was fate
then they decided to live forever
and then someone in the agreement decided tt he wants out
why why why

just becoz the other party is younger, prettier and more shapely?
but but but....dun they realised tt these dun stay forever
they will disappear in time to come......
only true love stays.........
or there is no true love.......???

life is full of uncertainties, so unpredictable, full of surprises and no explaination

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

WHAT NORM??

"i am gg to escalate this to my boss. seriously, i have been in this line for so many yrs, this is the 1st time i see things doing this way. not the norm"
ai seh!!
steady pom pi pi lor
all we said was "can we go back and check and then revert?"
and this statement was thrown to us

seriously, i rather be safe than sorry
esp hor, *ahem* the way things are done here is very different from what i did out there.......
check and revert, wait till tomolo, few more hours, also cannot wait?
sigh
*shake head*

he kept claiming tt we did not do the way the "norm way"
so when i probed further, which project is done this way, i was given the "ALL BUT THIS" reply
ai seh lor....such an open ended statement, i also know how to make lor
like what my boss once told me "if cannot name a project, means dun have"
so i digged further, and he just gave me a project
i checked with my coll, and she said "not tt she know of" but when we checked with the engineer, we were told "ya"
wa kao!!
double standard???!!??

so seriously, whats the norm?
i will get my enlightenment tomolo.......in a few hours time....norm....sigh
in my dictionary, there is no such thing as norm, if i am gg to stay here.....kekeke

Saturday, July 24, 2010

TRY HARDER

hm....
no luck leh
suppose to be HOKKAIDO, HERE WE COME!!!!!!!!
WWWwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
now its HOKKAIDO, HERE SHE COMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

maybe better luck next time.....
*wink*

COMPLAIN QUEEN





i made a complain to the shop tt "wrapped" my new toy
hahaha
crystals are still moving all over the place with no intention to stay still
and then there are botches and uneven cuttings

they told me tt i can go back to the shop and get it rectify
but SORRY LOR...no 2nd chance......$68 bucks and $8 for the crystals ok...8 nos...lifetime warranty

MY CRYSTALS have since all dropped.....and luckily i managed to find them back....sigh....
hahaha
can u imagine after 3 days the crystals are still moving...sigh
one dropped on my office carpet, the other on my jeans.....and for the rest, some drop into the green pouch so in the end i removed all
sickening!!

the botches and uneven cutting, no choice bah
got to live with it
till i decided to remove it.....and i tell u lor, they better pray hard tt when i remove the skin...there are no scratches on my new toy...if not.....erm.....

want to know the shop name?
kekeke
u go make a guess lor, not many shops provide such service here.......

NO LOVE LOST

met up with ex coleks last evening for dinner
share news and update each other
heard sad updates
sigh
why like this really......

story is true...ppl's names are changed

case 1

X and Y with 3 kids
Y is a FT housewife now looking after 3 kids....becoz X need to go overseas for studies few yrs ago...so she quitted her job and brought the whole family over...accompanied the hubby
1 yr plus later all came back, X went back to work, Y stayed home to looked after the 3 kids
Y suggested to X that they go out for meals once in awhile
X said NO. I WANT HOME COOKED FOOD
fine, Y said then maybe on weekendS then...2 days out of the week...go out to eat, at least bring the kids out
X said NO WAY. 3 MEALS A DAY MUST BE HOME COOKED FOOD!!
Y then said ok then maybe one meal during the weekend, at least
X said OK. and then added I RATHER GO SHOPPING MYSELF THAN TO BRING U AND THE KIDS, SO TROUBLESOME!!

wa kao!!
really damn HIM!!(Sorry my dear friend)
really, u know....all family, what he meant by that statement?
the kids are his lor
and he dared to say such thing
and apparently hor, he dun lift a finger to help my friend to do housework or look after the kids, the most he did was WASH THE DISHES and he dare dare told my friend tt "I DUN KNOW HOW TO LOOK AFTER THE KIDS"
WA LAN eh!! FUCK U KNOW....THE AFTER PRODUCT U DUN KNOW
what the hell is this!!
damn u!!!!
PUI
i look u no up lor.......MEN!!! simply dun get it!!!

and then, Y is a very soft hearten person...so as usual finding excuses for the hubby
sigh
pity her? i dun know...not tt she deserved it...i tell u, SHE DESERVES BETTER.......so u hor, u better wake up ur idea.....
but then again, someone highlighted as she is no longer working now, its quite a sad case, coz she is dependent on her hubby, if she is working, then maybe different story le.....
so hor, lesson to bear in mind, want to pop baby, start own family, make sure the other half is responsible enough to help out, if not, dun bother to pop baby or even start a family with this kind of ppl!!!
2nd lesson, must have own money!! so dun need to look at ppl's face colour...if not, u must control the purse string....then u can do all u want.......

and hor, i tell u lor
another thing tt made me mad......X drove MPV!!! MPV ok.....not small car but MPV.....
every day, Y got to bring the 3 kids to school ON FOOT ok......rain or shine.......the 2 elder ones can walk on their own, but the youngest one still cannot walk properly nor speak..sigh....so u can imagine...go imgaine bah....
rain or shine, 3 kids, 2 walk 1 carry, Y carried the bags....
in the evening time, on foot again and fetch children back home...wash up, feed, coach, sleep...*speechless*

mama the greatest!! this sentence not wrong leh

they used to have a maid at home
but ever since they came back from the overseas study, the hubby refused to employ one
told Y tt she can unpack the luggages and do the housework bit but bit each day
its easy for him to say lor, coz he is not the one doing.....

3 meals a day must be HOME COOKED
morning Y got to wake up to make BREAKFAST
then send the 2 kids to school
come back unpack, do housework, cook lunch, look after the youngest,
by the time she knows it, time to prepare dinner and go fetch the 2 kids from school
come back serve dinner, wash the kids, play with them, put them to bed
pack everything then go to bed
and repeat the same thing the next day!!!
my friend, is so poor thing, she no get to go out, walk walk, look see look see
in other words, she has no free time of her own, u know, as in personal time!!!!

sometimes, i really feel, maybe i am really very lucky, being happily single....
u know, u know, what i mean......
sigh

case 2
2 kids
hubby ok lah, will help out
but he will only help out when u request for his assistance
means to say, he will move a bit, if u ask him to do
sigh
no ask him, he will park himself infront of the TV with his remote control
A told B "how come the feeling is so different from pat tor time? he is so nice and good during dating time but now...sigh"
B told A "its like tt de. dating mah. got love. now married. all love gone...left with committment only"

seriously, after marriage, after honeymoon period, only left with committment?
not suppose to be like this rite?
couple must still work together to keep the fire burning, to create sparks
not like "as long as i bring back the bread, u dun care so much lah"
sad sad sad
sigh

there was this outing, A went out with hubby for his class gathering
then most of the guy friends said "hey, i have to leave to 9pm, i need to go fetch wife...or maybe "i need to leave by 9pm, i need to go home, the kids are waiting, u know..this kind of situation.
A told B sadly "when i saw this, i was so upset and also very displeased with my hubby. coz once when i told him tt i will be attending a wedding dinner, pls come at 10pm to fetch me, u know what he told me? he said i dun think i can come fetch u, coz i dun know what time the guys will end"
swee....i do understand where she is coming from
why the hubby cannot like the other guys upfront say "hey, i need to left by 930pm coz i need to fetch my wife from a wedding dinner and then rush back to see the kids before they sleep"
sigh
the friends more impt than family??
well, a then mocked her hubby "ya, i know, friends are for lifetime, wife is for few sec"
steay pom pi pi
hubby diam diam.......

coz hubby not matured enough? or hubby no sense of committment? or what?
i also dun know....

have i been living in a fairy tale land again??
sigh
i dun know, but i do know the reality is so cruel again.....

maybe at this pt of time, HE is MR RIGHT, but few yrs down the road, or even few mins later....HE becomes MR TOTALLY WRONG.......
what ironic......

Thursday, July 22, 2010

CHOPE CHOPE

this morning i saw this scene and felt tt its very funny

this auntie seated at the "give up ur seat" seat busy reading her book, to be more precise, she is reading her bible and daily bread.
along came a preggie and stood in front of her
*no action*
the lady sitting beside the "give up ur seat" stood up and offered the "no give up ur seat" seat to her
preggie woman thanks lady. auntie still busy cross referencing her daily bread with the bible
few stops later, preggie woman alighted and along came another auntie
the "give up ur seat" auntie immediately "chope" the empty seat next to her "give up ur seat" and waved to auntie to "come sit down, i chope for u le" *beam beam*
i was like "wa kao!! why is she feeling so proud of herself?? hers is the priority seat lor....and she did not bother to give it up to either the preggie or this auntie and still feel like hero to "chope" seat for others" WOW!!" unbelievable!!

but then, its ppl's seat lor...though it is the "give up ur seat" seat, its still up to ur discretion "to give or not to give" rite? afterall, we are a "diplomatic" country....u dun give up ur seat, what can we do? FINE u?? coz we are living in a FINE country???
>.<
tsk tsk

MY BIG MOUTH

today on way to course
i blurted out to one of the course mate tt i am appointed to go attend the 9 days course
i think can see/sense tt she is unhappy
why?
coz she is here longer than me.......
opps!!
me and my big mouth..........think one day will get me into big trouble too
duh!

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

HAPPY FAMILY






MY NEW TOY 2






look at my new toy!
before and after look

seriously speaking, its not done to my great expectations
looked close enough and u could see all the flaws.....
or my expectations too high??

hm.....anyway.....i like it...
btw, its BB tour 9630

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

NEW TOY

i got a new toy
woooohoooooooooooo
yeah!!
*V -sign*

so happy so happy
hope it won;t disappoint me.........

intend to go "zng zng" it (comestic surgery)
or should i just "bling bling" it or "wrap" it?
hm........

DREAMZ DASHED

sigh
i intend, plan, consider to take leave in sept for my BIRTHDAY to go for a short trip to HK (since dear dun want to go anywhere with me)
coz anyway, my birthday week is a long weekend lor
then today, I KANA A BOMB!!!!

was arrowed to go for a 9 days course and then at the end of it, to take the exams
wa kao!!!
why still need to take exams? so tt i am retained my title
wts!!!!!!
sigh
i am ....i am...totally...speechless
seriously, u want to give, give dun give so be it
just show me the $$$
$$$ not enough then bye bye
as simple as tt........

anyway, now cannot take leave lor
what also no need to plan
no wonder rained whole PM and still no stop
wonder where is havong flood again........sigh
why me!!

then u will ask "choose another course date lah"
apparently, i also want to, but hor, this is almost what happened "anything urgent?"
"now i dun think so"
"any major projects coming? not doing tender rite?"
"have. now have one."
"which one?"
"tt one lor"
"oh, ok lah. can lah. then u go in sept."
"now seemed ok lah, nothing major, but later i dun know le"
" no lah. once u register, if anything crop up, will get cover le. u go register for the course ok. sept. if not nov too late le. u got a mega project coming, i just send the email. did u read?"
*stunned* *blur look*
"blah blah blah....."
"ok. noted"

sad
sad
real sad......
not becoz of the project, not becoz of the course
its becoz of my trip during my birthday month!!!!!!!!!
arrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*no wonder my hair no grow back....coz they also sad.....sigh*

NOT FAMILY??

i totally forgotten abt this incident
until i went to bed last evening
was i sad? hm......i dun know....if i am say i am not i think i am lying bah
but seriously, i am too used to it le

we were at the wedding reception
and mingle mingle ard
then my sister appeared and she came over to look for us
along came the photographer
and she went "mum, dad come let's take a photo. together. come chloe, take photo. we take a family pic"
all stood there, smiling away, just waiting for the photographer to go "click click click"
AND there i was standing just few inches away from them and nobody remembered tt i am too a family.........sigh
whatever

then old man said "u so poor thing. nobody remembers u. still say take family photo. u not family meh?"
i smiled at him "its ok lah."
and all my cousins were standing there, looking......*speechless*

then the tea ceremony started sometime after the buffet started
all the elders were served tea by the happy couple
and then one of my cousin went "SY will u be gg up later to serve tea?"
and i went "well, if they are prepared to give me ang pao why not?"
and we all laff laff laff and agreed so, but alas......i was not required.......

then the ultimate came
its the thank giving speech........
first the groom thank this and tt and passed the mic to sister
she went "thanks daddy, mummy. and thanks chloe"
steady lor!!
i am still missing........despite of the fact tt i am only sitting next to her daughter
ok fine, tts it

guessed old man wanted to say something to me
but i think he decided better not rub salt to the wound
but then again, i am used to it
perhaps i was never part of the family.........to begin with

Monday, July 19, 2010

WHY WON'T GROW?

want to go perm my hair
but hor, the stupiak patch in the head simply won't grow hair on it
why huh?
why the previous patch got re grow but this patch did not
does it mean i need to go see doc again? eat medicine then the hair will grow back.......
sigh

like tt how to perm???
later perm le. the patch more visible..........

was telling old man abt it on sat evening
and his reply to me was "so what u want me to do abt it?"
wa kao!!swee......revenge will be sweet..*tsk tsk*
can't wait.......

SAY CHEEZEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee










NEW BEGINNING
















A BRAND NEW WORLD............
THE BEGINNING OF A NEW BEGINNING........
happily ever after.....

UNEDUCATED? UNCIVILISED? PLAIN RETARD?

seriously are they cuokoo?
out of their mind?
uneducated?
uncivilized?
or what!!
why would anyone in their right frame of minds do such an act!!!
totally unbelievable!!!

imagine these happened in your office

scene 1
push open the toilet cubicle door, and u see blood in the toilet bowl
must u do an annoucement to the whole world tt its the time of the month AGAIN???


scene 2
push open the toilet cubicle oor, and u see urine on the toilet seat
and mind u, its ring of urine ok
AROUND the toilet seat!!!!not a drop on the toilet floor
how u do tt, smart alec!!!!????!!!

scene 3
push open the toilet cubicle door,and u see"gold" in the toilet bowl!!
wtf!!
why no toilet paper one?? then how the culprit wipe the asshole???
Puzzled!!!!

Scene 4
push open the toilet cubicle door, and u see tons of toilet paper stuck in the toilet bowl
wth!!!
trying to see how much the bowl can hold before it gets choked?
or trying to see whether the toilet paper can aborbed water well???
*slap forehead*

Scene 5
(this one i no see, but i heard the coll all talking abt it, coz it was a huge commotion)
push open the toilet cubicle door, and u see a pc of "nicely decorated" "gold" sitting on the toilet seat
HOW THE HELL WAS IT DONE???
the ass hole so big until the culprit missed target????

damn horrible lor
was telling esther will they do such thing in their own house toilet??
esther was deducing tt someone must have hated the cleaner very muchie OR
the culprit is not the one doing the cleaning so heck care
but frankly, though i dun do housework at home, i dun dirty the toilet like that!!!

can't ppl be more considerate and spare a thought not just for the cleaner? but also for the next user???
sigh

Thursday, July 15, 2010

PURE PLAY

fickle minded
decided to take my off in lieu tomolo and go shopping
hahaha
so i might still get my dress afterall......

i needed a break anyway
so might as well lah
coz not much work in office waiting for me to clear
so might as well take a break now then later when the workload gets heavier

anybody free to join me???
kekeke

LET NATURE TAKES ITS COURSE

guess some things are not meant to be force......
so why bother to hold on to it so dearly
when end of the day, its still meant to be let go........
no wonder the saying "short pain is better than long pain"
but then again "no pain is no gain"

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

DUN PLAY PLAY

these 2 days does not seem to be gg too well for me
YY said perhaps i should go temple.....hahaha

ok, the story goes like this
i have been quite busy for the past few days
so when i finally gotten the time
i quickly start to work on the draft for a paper
half way thru, i got stuck
so i went to seek clarification
and was told "why are u doing this now? u suppose to do tt first before this. u suppose to do 2 papers. do tt one first then this one"
"oh, is it? i thought its this one first then tt one"
"no. its tt one first then this one"
"ok ok."
then i ll le
coz i remembered i was told to do this one first then tt one
but ok, i just take it tt i heard it wrongly lor
but since i ll de, i just put the paper aside, can't be bother to do le
till then......coz need to re-search from another perimeter
YY said tt since i already done this, then i dun need to do this again coz once tt is out, i can push out this
but tts the pt, this cannot be used anymore, coz the sequencing is not rite le....
the content in this paper, is to path the way for tt, and since i got to clear tt first, then i dun need to mention abt tt in this
so u see, tts why i ll
done reading up and research for few days FOR NOTHING
ok, whatever
its work

then another jing dian
i rememebered correctly after yesterday meeting
we were all asked to quickly revised the paper and templates
so today, with a few hours of spare time
i decided to do it
and so i went to ask her whether the revised paper is out yet
so tt i can make a copy and then revised my templates to ensure consistency
she told me no amendment to the paper
but i remember got lor
anyway, i voiced out my concern to her and she said no major amendment
and then i ll le, so ok lor and she threw another final statement "dun bother to amend now. wait for further instruction. might need to be revised again. sometimes does not pay to work so fast"

wa lao!!
its totally different from what i gathered during the meeting yesterday lor
what i gathered was quickly revised the paper, get it out by this fri, put up into system and get it approved. the templates and guidelines be ready to go out once the paper is approved!!!!
arrrgggghhhhhhhhh!!! *pull hair*
how??? who can enlightenment me??

anyway, like the previous day, i just dump the things aside
lim pei not doing le
till u come and ask for it
seriously, why bother
if being questioned, i will just look and pt the accusing finger at somebody....

JUST WONDERING....

just wondering
will someone in their right minds pour hot water onto their children??
i mean.....ok, maybe they really did make u damn angry
but then again, they are still young, what do they know?
why bully someone smaller size than u
go pick a fight with someone bigger or same size mah
really dun understand
the poor child, skin also peeling le, but mama just continued to do it for 15 mins
all becoz she wanted to go back to grandma's house and be taken care by grandma......

will an educated person in their right frame of mind allowed a pri school boy to perform oral sex on him just becoz tt pri school boy is so persistant in doing so????!!!??
i mean. ...*vomit*
no words to say...somemore a tutor....
no way am i gg to leave my child with a tutor in future ALONE!!!
ok, maybe not just tutor...

a young mama gave up her son for adoption when he was a baby
16 yrs later thru FB, she found him
happy reunion rite?
NO LOR....would a mama has sex with her own children???
sigh
well, this one did.......what was she thinking abt????!!!?
omg!!
*slap forehead*

so many unbelievable.......

what is the world becoming ?????
sigh
think not only children in school need to study moral education
but the adults too........

FINAL COUNTDOWN

i have decided not to buy a new dress for both the church wedding on sat and sister's wedding lunch
period
am very tired searching for THE dress
decided to wear the purple dress which i bought during the expo sales.....
period

so what i did?
i went for a mani and pedi just now
got them painted purple........lolz
total damaged $53

tomolo is facial day
another $78 will be gone

then friday, i will go trim my eyebrow....FREE!!
hahaha
coz i bough a package mah......
swee.....


so what else do i need to do??
set hair lor
hahaha

all done...ready to go go go
both events, same treatment
=))
no more headaches

FOREVER FRIENDS

today is my friendship day with Qi
kekeke
and i tell u
after so many yrs, i dun really remember this date
most of the time, it was qi who wishes me....(so pai sey)
and to think i can remember birth dates better.....
think i need to mark it down on my calendar le

BUT today i actually remembered
and when i picked up my hdp to message her
i saw a message from her.......kekeke
and i was like "hm...what a coincidence"
and then i saw the "happy friendship day" =)

really
how time flies
we grew older le
married de married
divorced de divorced
popped baby de popped baby
so many things have happened
ppl come and go......
wow!!
qi said "it has been 2 decades"
see how old are we le.....

but like what i told her beside "FOREVER FRIENDS"........i also told her "luckily we are still young at heart"
lolz

THE BS ORGANISER

i tell u hor
i damn sway lor
kana arrowed to organise for this fy uni's gathering
just becoz NOBODY IS FREE to do it
come on lor......who is free???
anyway, dear said i should also claimed tt i am not free
whatever

seriously, not tt i dun want to organise but did orgainised before
and i think, u know who u r, knew tt i was very pek chey abt it
not tt i am a good organiser or what
but then, some ppl tend to give 5 cents and 10 cents, every thing ppl say, kana shoot, say kana shoot but no give solution or create problem. in the end, NATO....no action talk only
some immediately tell u can. last min, every time sure got something happen.
and some worst, say nothing, in the end, no turn up. when u asked why no show and no informed, can actually tell u off tt she did not receive the invitation email or sms or whatever shit u can think of.....
anyway, alot of patterns de lah
whatever

kana arrowed already buay siong lor
but i also not save oil lamp lah
i did what i am best at......go make ppl TL/Buay Siong with me lor

upfront, i announced tt everybody must give their available dates
if they choose to say "follow majority" then when majority makes the decision, dun come and tell me tt "oh, this date i cannot, tt date is my mother's birthday" i dun buy it..and i will be very tl........hahaha
ya, i mentioned tt in my email to them...so rude rite...ok ok...i will apologise for my rudeness
and then true enough, everybody came back with their available dates
and i tabulated and came out with the magic date
then i think i sort of offended u know who.....coz i mentioned tt "we will be missing XXX"
i am sure she can make it, but but but.....sorry ok...i really did not mean it......ok ok, i think i shall not explain too much coz hor, coz later it get blacker.....

anyway, once the date was set, we need a venue
and some one was kind enough to suggest some places
but hor, as the organiser, i had to rule out the impossible
$100 plus for a dinner....erm......its not a big amt but neither is it small lor......
if we all said ok to it, then later someone choot pattern no show then how??
anyway, i also quite smart la...kekeke
i asked the gang whether are they ok with venue A, if any objection, pls provide an alternative
and then all kuai kuai came back with "OK" "FINE"

and then date, and venue settled
i decided to let the owner decide on the timing but i did remind her as the next day is a working day, try not to book too late a timing.....and came back with 6 to 10pm......sigh
whatever.....
at first i thought tts the only timing available. so be it
then hor, wa kao!! realised got 2 other much earlier time slots.....sigh
either we eat breakfast if not lunch.....or dinner.......hahaha

so i asked again to cater or to pot luck or the owner prepare.....
and then nobody replied yet except for one who suggested a caterer to cater for food and we shall split the cost

so what am i waiting for?
someone started the thread
so i immediately replied and asked her to make the booking and then also told everybody abt the rule........show or no show still must pay.........
why?? coz its only fair to do it...afterall we are spliting the cost and also we cater for X nos of ppl
too many patterns chooted over the last few outings
i know its not tt they want to do it, but many a times, really TMD.......

and so, i guessed, i have done my part...and my very best too
there is nothing more or less i can do
i was afterall arrowed to organise
and organised i did
date = set
venue = set
time = set
show or not show = not within my control le......

now i shall just sit back and relax till the day arrives.......

and as promised, i did apologied for my rudeness or if i offended anybody along the way unknowingly...

SORRY, once again......period.

GO WATCH IT

its so funny
and if u have the time, no have time
have the $$$ no have the $$$
go watch "DESPICABLE ME"
lame but.....ok lah, what u expect, cartoon leh........
wahahahaha
but dun waste the $$ to watch it in 3D....2D also nice.....

FIGHT BACK

what happened when predators became preys themselves??

just like big fish eats small fish..the small fish might be a "big" fish to smaller fish and the "big" fish might be a small fish to bigger fish....
u know, the saying goes "one mountain is higher than another"

well, tt's life i guess.....
what to do??
fight back lor
what can the bigger predators do???? just "eat" u lor...
at least u put up a fight before u die....at least u die as a hero rite??
with no regrets too.... *beam*

guess tts what happened in the movie PREDATORS......
in order to survive, u got to fight back...........
this simple principle , i guess, is applicable to real life too.......
so dun be afraid, just fight...(tts provided tt u r right lah...no fight for the sake of fighting....u will lose out in the end. later die for no reason....hahaha)

Saturday, July 10, 2010

PREDICTION

ok
dilemma

the octupus has chosen......and so did the parrot
but but but
it was a tie b/w spain and netherlands
oh oh

so how??
who to bet on??

apparently both the sea and land animal has been quite accurate thru out the WC matches predictions........
so so so........

well, dun be despair..........just support ur favorite team lor
kekeke

so are we gg to have "paul" the sashimi or "mani" the roasted bird.....
hm......
*ponder*

Friday, July 9, 2010

DESPERATE CALL

the little one was telling me tt her school is celebrating her 75th anniversary and asked me to attend the fair
elaborated to me the stalls and what can we see at the anniversay fair
i told her i can't as i have work to do
and she said "why dun u take leave?"
and i told her i can't becoz of the committment made
and she was so sad

anyway, she tried her luck with the grandma
and then she gave up
sigh

so i told her "why not ask ur mummy?"
and she said "mummy is busy."
"what also gong gong?"
and she went "dun want la. gong gong wants to sleep"

hm....anyway, she was like making a desperate call to see who can attend the fair with her


so ended up who attended the fair with her?
she made a call to one of her classmate last evening and confirmed tt she will joined her friend and her family for the fair
hehehe
well, at least better than nothing though i dun really understand why she cannot just go alone and joined her friends

and what happened next also quite suprising
dad called her in the morning and said tt he is gg to attend the fair now
and the little one said "no u dun come. teacher said one"
wahahahhahahahha
so funny!! cmi
so dad said "ok then gong gong not gg"
few mins later she called and said "ok u can come now"
muahahahhahhaa
really cmi

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

WHAT IS THIS???

i tell u lor
not sure whether my pc got kana virus or not
yesterday i was surfing the net
then my virus scan detected "TROJAN"
wa kao!!
KNN
WTF
CCB
NB
WTH
KNS
KNNCCB
BP
BH
BK
WA LAN
WA LAO
Damn CB
DAMN TL

not once but twice lor
damn LL lor
really!!!!
lucky got latest virus update leh
if not, i think tts it le

dun know why the person so evil
create a webby for ppl to enter and tio virus!!!!
damn CB lor

tell u lor
gg to curse the person's whole family, up up and down down
generations and generations for doing such a cruel thingy
the UPSTAIRS will "KEEP" u lor (canto saying)

dun tell me i deserved it lor
never check properly and just enter the site
seriosuly and frankly speaking, if u were like searching for eg "coach spree" will it ever occur to u tt the webby has virus waiting there for u??
oh pls.....
hmph

FOR LIFE

tell u
seriously, i think my "lifebook" gg to end its life soon
sigh

first the wordings became so tiny tiny tt only ants can read
then out of the blue, the wordings have became mega huge until the blind can also read

sooner or later.....ants and blinds all cannot read.....
tts when i got to spend money again.........
sigh

and tell u a joke
when i first bought my "lifebook", the intention was for me to use for "life"
and it turned out tt i was too naive....
sigh
"lifebook" does not necessary means "for life"
kekeke

BURN FIRE BURN

after playing with small fire
it got bigger and bigger
and then the bridges kana burnt???!!??
what do u do next??
make use of another bridge to cross the river lolz.....
but tt's provided the other bridge want to let u use.......
hm...
*evil grin*

EXCUSE ME, NO SMOKING

i think dad is great!!!
hahaha
why?
coz he actually went to tell our new neighbours not to smoke at the corridor
lolz
and the new neighbour actually listens.........
hahaha

i came home last evening and he was standing by the railing smoking away
then when he saw me coming out of the lift
he pai seh pai seh like tt and told me "sorry sorry"
and then he immediately went back into his unit

swee lor
hahaha
but then again, dad's just lucky tt we have a nice new neighbour
imagine its those *ahem*, i think a huge fight will break out......

BETTER THAN NOTHING

i think i am so lucky
kekeke

suddenly remembered i bought a dress duirng the expo sales
and i tried it on just now!!

VIOLA!!!
issue of the dress = settled!!!

seriously, its not my "ideal" dress
but who cares now!!!
lolz
as long as i got something to wear can le
muahahahhaa

then comes the next problem, what am i gg to wear to the sat church wedding?????
kua kua kua

Monday, July 5, 2010

EERIE, SPOOKY

i had this eerie dream over the weekend
this was what happened in my dream

dun know what or why or how
i got the special powers to see the unnatural things
and so i was in the hall, cannot remember who was sitting beside me
then suddenly, the entrance door opened
but hor, actually the door was still closed, just tt "the door" was opened (if u get what i mean)
anyway, then got the spooky smoke and all
and suddenly, when the smoke subsided, i saw 2 old couples walked in
and i was so stunned
shocked for words, i just stared with my mouth wide opened

whoever was sitting beside me asked me what am i looking at
and then i just said nothing
and the old couples just sat at the sofa beside us, talking to each other
and then i woke up!!

bloody pork!!!
so scary dun know why kana such scary dream!!!

i only watched twillight lor
also not tt scary wat
erm.....
no explanation.....
but i tell u, send shivers up my spine....

pui pui pui

IS IT EXP??

went for the dental appt on sat
i got to tell u i am very the impressed
all the stains are gone!!!
yipeeeeee!!!

and total damage for the dental consultation is $144.45!!!

ok...swee
dun asked me why so exp
coz to me, its not
i have been to the dentist at this price
and therefore to me its the norm

dear was SHOCKED!!
what!!! $144!!! what kind of dentist is tt!!!
but but but...what so shocking abt it???
its always this price
dear said his norm is less than $50
hm....

but then mine is raffles dental lor....
kekeke
tt explains.......

IT's HERE.....

got the PB letter today from boss
finally

seriously, m i happy?
of course....afterall i was not entitled to anything last yr
and though this time i got a pro rated B
but i am still happy

but when i saw the pay increment
i was a bit disappointed
why??
well.....to be honest, i got much more than what i got here lor
its 2X ok

sigh
looks like the increment here is not tt attractive unless it comes with a promo....

anyway, still happy tt i gotten something
=))

Friday, July 2, 2010

CAT LEAVES MOUNTAIN

as promised
old man came with the cat mountain king
he told "when the cat leaves the mountain, we will go eat"
hehe

frankly, i dun know why they claimed it very nice
its nice.....kekeke......but VERY NICE??!!?? over rated is it?
what i really like abt it, is the seed is small
so the meat alot
yum yum

now my tummy feeling all hot inside
why huh??
too heaty?
and the best part is mama went to throw away the husk so cannot wash hands and drink water from the husk...
how to get rid of the smell??

i got dental appt tomolo......muahahahhaa
poor dentist........

OPENED OR CLOSED

think its a fact, "u can't please everyone"

in some co, i know they practised "closed appraisal"
which means whatever rank/band/grade u gotten for tt FY, u will never get to know
and then what happened?
staff complained. saying if its "not opened" then how could they improve or know in which areas do they need to buck up in

in some co, the mgt practised "opened appraisal"
which means, staff gets to know EVERYTHING and ANYTHING
and then what happened?
"and they lived happily ever after"
NO LOR

stopped dreaming.......seriously..........
staff gets unhappy when they knew that they gotten some grade/rank/band which they think they dun deserved
then what happened?
diam diam lor
what can they do?
make noise meh? then can do what?
already "cooked rice" mah
so LL lor....

so hor, how to please everybody and everyone??
but definitely somebody, anybody and some one will still be happy/delighted with what they had gotten.........

opened or closed??

BUBBLE BURST

swee
*clap clap clap*
bubble burst
did not think tt he would reject me just like tt
old man said "u know how to take photos? dun know? then we not gg anywhere"

steady lor
my birthday month
and i suggested to go for a short holiday
the answer is like this

fine!!
whatever

WHY LIKE DAT

simply dun get it......do u???

thur, i was asked to do up an eot paper ASAP
which is by 530pm
so to shorten the time, i decided to follow past papers which has been approved and endorsed mah
so rightfully, should be ok rite?
who knows!!!
i am terribly wrong!!!
"please go and rephrase. the structure is not rite. tell the officer to brush up on her english"
WAKAO!!!!
if its not right, then how come it was approved in the first place!!!
then hor, LL lor.....i amend it lor, cannot ask the engineer to amend rite afterall i was the one who told her to use the samples....

the officer told me "thought u said can used? u give me one leh"
"ya, i know. but it was approved before. but now....sigh i also dun know lah. so sorry"
"hahaha.. its ok lah. always like tt de. dun know why"
i also dun know why

this morning, in the train
there was this old couples who board the train same time as me
there was an empty seat next to the "reserved seat"
the old uncle quickly "chop" the empty seat for his partner
the old auntie sat down le
and nobody bother to offer her seat to the uncle
by referring to "nobody" i was referring to the auntie who was sitting at the "reserved seat" busy reading her newspaper
occurred to me, she knows how to read the papers, but she does not know how to read the sign pasted behind her tt the seat is a "reserved seat".....sigh
and then best, after a few stops, she immediately fell into deep sleep
ma chiam like kana cast by a sleep spell like tt....
tsk tsk....
anyway, someone offered her seat to the old uncle...
there is still good samaritian out there.....

one particular morning, on way to work
as usual, crowded in the train
few stops later, this lady who was standing just next to me happened to get a seat
and i was very impressed, the moment she sat down
she ma chiam like being cast a sleep spell
and she dozed off
her head almost touches her knee kind ok
i am not exaggerating here lor
she really did tt....damn terrible....
and i presumed all becoz she gotten the "reserved seat"
and tts explained why
she managed to be awake and alight at her designated stop at ease lor
did not even have the sign like she has fallen into a deep sleep like tt
and hor, the lady sitting beside her also lagi best lor
the moment, lady A fell into deep sleep, she too fell into deep sleep, despite the fact tt she was watching some show on her iphone before tt...
and its so comical to see the 2 of them, heads almost touching their knee...ma chiam like competition to see who can touch their knee first....

before the course start, normally the emcee will request tt all hdps be switched to silent mode and also if they really need to answer the call, to answer it outside the room
i think its just plain courtesy to the speaker, the other guests and also to themselves
but hor...i simply dun get it
instruction given was so simple
just switch to silent mode and go outside the room if need to answer the call
afterall, u paid so much to attend the courses not to come here and answer calls rite?
dun want to listen, others want lor
anyway, the hdps kept ringing like nobody business
ppl talking among themselves while the speaker is speaking
ppl answering their calls IN THE ROOM
omg!!!!!
why huh?
i simply dun understand...
its just like ppl talking in the cinema while u watching a movie
u say la, u TL or not??
i am very irritated lor.....