GROWING UP

told the little one abt the swapping of work b/w J and K


then she told me "yee yee, if i am tt coll, i will have throw during my 1st week of work le"
*faint*
"well, u still young la, wait till u go out work then u will know, sometimes not tt easy de"
"no yee yee. i understand de. i old le"
*faint faint*


anyway, its her birthday this sun
and she asked me "yee yee, this sun is my birthday, so what r u gg to get for me?"
"well, what do u want?"
"can u buy me 3 story books?"
"ok"
"thanks yee yee"
"so when r u free? i bring u go buy"
"i am free on thur"
"but i am not. i got exercise, remember?"
"orh, wat abt tue?"
"sorry, tue and thur i can't"
"orh. then how?"
"maybe i apply leave? and dun go for exercise"
"ok."
"opps! i cannot take leave. its the fy closing"
"huh. u tell ur boss u bringing me out. i am ur niece"
"huh? pls lor, everybody also got niece ok. why mine so special?"
"yee yee, u got to tell ur boss tt i am 49.9% of ur life!!!"
"huh? why so much? 49.9%?"
"ai ya! u dun know de la. its 49.9%. so u go apply leave"

kua x3