TURNING GREEN

I know she dun likes me
but not to this extent lor

she popped over to my cubicle this AM
big eyes stared small eyes
no words from her and I looked at her with the "may I help u look"
then she finally opened her mouth

"ur forehead is green"
WA LAO EH!!!*inside my heart*
"no la. where got green"
"yes. seriously. its green."
"but I already applied colours on my face le"
then she pointed to the two cheeks "u only put colours here but not here mah" pointing to her forehead
"but nobody applied blusher to forehead one la"
and I laffed it off
then she said "u should applied colour there, ur forehead really is turning green all the way to ur nose area"

DUH!!
WTF

think me what?
incredible hulk??

UNBELIEVABLE

i went to work as usual this AM
suddenly, I see "stars" hearing became muffle and then tummy pain like wtf and then hands went cold
SWEE rite?
but I can still breathe as per normal...nothing abnormal
if u remember I did kana before sometime back
so this time, I decided to alight the train and sit at the platform before I proceed to work

two trains left the platform, I thought I was ok and decided to push on
but on board the train, two stops later, I decided I seriously cannot make it to office in one pc
not like the other time

I made a u turn and went home to let a doc do a check up for me

asked me abt my menses, did I take my breakfast, am I on a crashed diet, am I taking any supplements
and then no answer to why I have the dizzy spell...

so doc's instruction "drink one can of 100 plus everyday. take it as its one of ur beverages"
so whats wrong with me??

LOW BLOOD PRESSURE!!

unbelievable rite?

LONG LOST FRIENDS

I think the primary school mates very steady pom pi pi leh
managed to find long lost friends
and now they are organizing a meet up

steady rite

but I dun think I can really remember who is who
so should I or should I not go?
hm...

good to meet up rite
=)
dun go also wont miss anything

but ppl put in effort mah
so go show face also not a bad idea
just tt abit out of the way for me
think abt it bah

no hurry
In april

BAA BAA BAA

looking for a sheep charm

WHERE ARE U.........

darn
called the outlets all said "out of stock"
but when I asked when will the stock be coming, all said "dun know when"
and when I personally go check out the stocks, some will tell me "oh 2 days ago got stock, then sold out le"
DUH

just a sheep and I have my completed bracelet

BAA bAA bAA

HOME SWEET HOME

I was just sharing with her the new charms
and then casually mentioned tt I like the "home sweet home" charm from the new edition
and she went to buy it for me
gam dong lor
such a nice gesture rite?

today she shared with me tt she just broke up with her bf on thur evening tts why fri she took urgent leave
dun know why when I heard the news I felt sad for her
sigh

frankly come to think of it
being single also not bad la
at least will always be happy and wont get heart break
=(

she did said she is ok
"metal heart"
but come on lor, no matter how strong I looked outside, how happy I seemed to be,  deep down, I know I am chui de lor

I think time for me to go get her a cheer up gift
=D

WET DAY

FINALLY!!
it rained!!

cooling weather
SHIOK!!

MONSTER

this morning, when I entered the lift
a little boy saw me and said "monster"
SWEE
*clap hands*
and then he turned and faced the lift wall and went "I hate monster"
*clap 11Xs*
this is the way adults teach their children
then I have nothing to say

u must be wondering who this little boy is, tio bo?
the little boy is the grandson of the neighbour staying above us
*beam beam*
=D
if u remembered abt the kitchen "snowing" incident, ya, its that family who created so many HOO HA and inconvenience to us

can't believe adults can be so childish
tsk tsk

NO SHOW

the potential tenants NO SHOW
=(

whatever

would be a blessing in disguise

HUAT AH

ABRACADABRA

how can one aeroplane just disappeared like this?

I also dun know

hope its not david copperfield performing his magic

*POOF*

ONLY A DRAFT???

let me tell u a story
and u tell me who right who wrong
but dun tell me no right no wrong OK
*fuming*

11 feb email send out to us asking us to confirm on our availability on 13 mar to attend a session with X
coz of previous bad experience which I did not IMMEDIATELY informed BOSS coz of the unconfirmed venue and tio from BOSS.  this time I immediately send out to inform them all tt I will be attending this session despite the fact tt the venue has not be confirmed too

yesterday, an email was send to us to inform us of the venue
I hesitated whether to send it out or not
but decided not to, as I have informed on 11 feb tt I will be attending this session and therefore to me, the venue is not impt. coz I ALREADY informed tt I will be attending the session mah

and who knows got one shoe polisher send the email as information to boss
and swee lor
with tt, boss send an email to us in her team asking who will be and not be attending

I replied her forwarding the 11 feb email as attachment and said I already informed on 11 feb tt I would be attending
and guess what??!?
she actually replied me "to me, tts only draft arrangement"

WTF
KNN
CCB
NB lor

I was polite too I replied her "Ok. noted"
but as usual, I was unhappy le mah
so I went to open the 11 feb email and scanned thru the contents to see whether I interpreted wrongly or she thinks she is right abt the "draft arrangement"

the content was to confirm our availability on 13 mar. to state why u cannot attend if u said u are unavailable and end of the email was "date draws nearer details would be given"
SWEE!
so is this so called a "draft arrangement"

I rest my case
perhaps it is
I dun know at least not to me

she just want to "tok" me lor
whether I do or I dun do, also will tio whack de

I only have one thing to say
I did not rebutt her coz I felt tt no use de, she is the boss, she said what also right
but I tell u
even If she realized tt she is wrong, she can dun reply my email de
I also dun need her to reply
but she chose to reply and gave me crappy reasons, I seriously doubt her capability as a boss
coz she wont admit tt she is wrong
BOO BOO

and to do BIG things de, the person must be able to admit mistakes and learn from it
if she choose to ignore and think she is right, then nothing more to say le
only I have things to say
which she always reinforced it herself
我是不会服她的

FEEDBACK

i tell u hor
last yr got this feedback session which we are encouraged to do for our peers and supervisors
so I did 4 lor
2 bossess and 2 peers

this yr we got back our feedback
and guess what??
I got feedback from 3 peers and 2 supervisors

K
fine
so many, tio shocked rite
dun expect the bosses to give VERY good reviews but ok la, constructive, so I can still accept
what I cannot accept was this one peer's feedback
damn jia liat one lor
3 feedback rite? one damn jia liat, one damn good and one neutral

I seriously dun know who was the damn jia liat one
until just now on way home I got enlightenment from another coll
its tt crazy monkey!!
WTF

seriously WTF!!
I tell u hor
this I will remember, if got chance, I will 10X returned her the favour
seriously DUH

her feedback was so negative from pt 1 to last pt
said I dun know my work. not professional. dun take pride in my work. dun know what I am doing. just do what I was instructed but wont go find out the rationale behind the pc of work, my work always have mistakes, need to check my work and the jing diam is she has to work with me coz she has NO FUCKING CHOICE!!! okok.. fucking is I added de.. hehehe
but wat the heck rite?

ok I dun mind the feedback la
constructive mah
but sorry lor, since its from her, I am gg to totally ignored it
reason being coz she never like me
so why should I be bother so much abt her "constructive" feedback

frankly, I very long no used my vocab lor
and I have to use it now
pardon my manners

KNN
KNS
WTF
CCB
BK
NB
KNNCCB
*peace*

frankly, dun give a damn
but definitely she had stepped on my toe
final straw
too personal
and she will get hers when time is due

to think tt I quite pity her when she was diagnosed with a tumour in her breast
I need to constantly remind myself if I pity others than who pity me
and hor, this kind of ppl dun need ppl to pity
coz she looked down on others

I also knew tt she would have constantly go "poison" boss's mind
tts why whole of last yr I was being "tok" by her
but to think tt boss's ears are so soft and choose to listen to her than to see and feel it for herself the staff whom has worked under her for 4 yrs!!!
I have nothing to say but this kind of boss I wont want to work with her for long........

birds of the same feather, flock together
as far as I am concerned, they can hug each other and die together
okok
I am not gg to evil on them
afterall, I am very sure she will have her just desserts

and do I care?
no lor
totally unrelated to me

IS BACK

the haze might be coming back
coz the smell like not right leh
well, at least to me

just take care ok, my dear friends
=)

if u need to wear a mask, just wear it
if u need to stay home, then pls do so
everybody's resistance and tolerance levels are not the same
someone can take it does not mean u can.......similarly even if u can take it, does not mean someone else can take it rite?

WILL OR WILL NOT

finally potential tenants coming to view my place!!
yippe!!
*clap hands*

been a long time leh...since the lastview.. which was before cny....or Christmas huh??
*ponder*

this time the rental fee so low, still take a long time to get tenants
DUH
but luckily they are agreeable to split the electrical bill
=)

if they rent the room, they damn lucky lor
coz they have the 1st privacy.....till the other room is rented out to
and also I am a good landlord
=D

HUAT AH!!

hope they will want to rent it!!

TOXIC RELEASE

remember I lao sai when I was at Kluang
then on day 2, it sort of like stopped
and then when I was back in sing, I tell u, the tummy was just not right
it has the "washing machine effect"
and the best thing is no poo poo lor but everyday just feel the pain

it went on like this for a week
and I decided to see a doc abt it
coz I thought it might be gastric
which mama also thinks so too

and then who knows suddenly a light bulb lighted up
and hey presto!
I decided to go for a foot reflex
kekeke
long time no go le
and since tt day free, then decided to pop by and do my long overdue foot reflex

and then swee lor
right after the session, I came back can poo leh
and now I every day poo
=(

WTF!!!

so now how?
means what?
seriously, sai is brewing lor

DUH

CUT IT AWAY

tt day was playing badminton
think we were resting and then Ping's little princess said want to cut my hair
and I was like "why do u want to cut my hair"
and then Ping went "I know why? coz she likes ur hair"

DUH!!

so children nowadays like to cut away things which they like?
hm.... boy said I pretty coz of my long hair, girl likes my hair and want to cut it off
then if I have short hair, then I not pretty anymore rite?

DUH!!

please dun cut my hair then.......
=D

RESERVED OR PRIORITY?

we were talking abt the "reserved" seat in the train during lunch time
was asked "is it a reserved or a priority seat?"
"priority" I went
and we all agreed its priority but just tt the older trains has the "reserved" sticker above the seat

not sure did u all notice tt many old folks think tt the seat is RIGHTFULLY theirs
the moment they got onto the train, they will zoom to that particular seat and "stared" at the poor fellow sitting there
and of course, most the time, the poor fellow is sleeping la or suddenly fell asleep
hahaha

okok, not all are like this la
but frankly, majority are I encountered are like tt

anyway this AM
I saw this scene

preggie woman (BIG TUMMY) standing there
and the auntie sitting on the "reserved" seat is busy reading her papers
the lady beside the auntie was sleeping
and the lady beside the sleeping lady is looking left and right
BUT nobody give up their seat to the preggie woman

SWEE
steady
pom pi pi

know how to read the papers but dun understand the pictures pasted above the "reserved" seat
and one of it is to "give up the seat to preggie person"
*clap hands*
well done

DUH

DRY SPELL

shortage of water?
really mah?
so scary.....

weather is getting warmer but I dun really feel it leh
but I do see the grass and trees and bushes colour bo tio like tt
really got dry spell mah?

THROB THROB THROB

suddenly the head damn pain last nite
dun know what happened?
dun know is it the weather or i lack of sleep
duh

throb throb throb
like hammer hammering my right side of the brain
thud thud thud
like dun know what inside my brain wanting to get out leh

popped two panadols and the pain subsided
SWEE!!

today went to site in the PM
sun so hot
hope no headache today

it has been ages since i tio headaches lor
dun know why like this
tsk tsk

BROKE DOWN

the green line broke down this AM
and I was like WTF
wanted to call in "on leave" today, end up I brought the dumb dumb phone out and therefore I dun have any office coll's contact
SO UPSET

go home and call?
dun wan lor
since I am outside le, I was thinking to stay outside go jalang mah
end up,  I took bus to work lor
and u know I cannot take long bus journey
so end up when the bus passed by cityhall, I quickly alight and transfer to mrt to work

and guess what?
I finally reached office at 1030!!
TADA!!!

steady
swee
pom pi pi
=D

LOSE LOSE LOSE

I weighed myself on sat
54.6kg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF!!!
WTF!!
WTF!!!

why like this!!!!
*sob sob*
*pull hair*


seriously I got to be discipline to attend the gym classes again!!
but I cannot cut down on coke....duh

R U READY?

"will u marry me?"
"no"
"huh? y dun u want to marry me? dun u want to be with me?"
"erm... what's the hurry rite?"
"I dun want others to come in between us"

frankly to me, even if marry so what? someone can still get in between lor
if not why so many divorce cases???
tio bo?

WTF
I normally joke with others abt courtship can be three or six months then get married
but when it really happened to me, I stunned

"no hurry la" ping said "he then need to hurry"
hahaha
looked like someone did not managed to get into her good books

he is ready to meet the ladies but are the ladies ready?