TURNING GREEN

I know she dun likes me
but not to this extent lor

she popped over to my cubicle this AM
big eyes stared small eyes
no words from her and I looked at her with the "may I help u look"
then she finally opened her mouth

"ur forehead is green"
WA LAO EH!!!*inside my heart*
"no la. where got green"
"yes. seriously. its green."
"but I already applied colours on my face le"
then she pointed to the two cheeks "u only put colours here but not here mah" pointing to her forehead
"but nobody applied blusher to forehead one la"
and I laffed it off
then she said "u should applied colour there, ur forehead really is turning green all the way to ur nose area"

DUH!!
WTF

think me what?
incredible hulk??