Tuesday, July 14, 2009

PLAIN LAZY

with a capital "L" lor
really
we said tt he is lazy but he claimed he is not
sigh
*speechless*
no pt arguing
give up on him

examples, he told my mum tt he is hungry
and wanted to eat something
mum told him "nothing to eat"
then he went "maybe cook cup noodles?"
mum went "anything"
then few mins later he asked "eat cup noodles ok?"
mum told him "anything. eat what u want to eat"
and then he told mum to boil water for him
so mum went to boil the water but of course grumbling lah tt he is lazy to even boil water
few mins later mum went to sleep
and he went to the bedroom and asked "hey! where's my noodle?"
and mum went "u go cook lor. water boiled le mah"
and he went "ai ya!! i thought u cooking for me mah. how i know u not cooking for me?"
kua kua kua
ll. went to cook his cup noodles...
not lazy?
u tell me........

sister bought some mangoes back
left it on the kitchen counter
he saw it and said he wants to eat
then mum told him "cut urself lor"
and he went "cut for me lah"
and mum went "u want to eat u cut yourself. u know very troublesome de"
and he went (raising his voice a little) "ai ya! ok lah. troublesome then dun eat. what also dun eat"
and then my mum being the soft hearten one, went to cut the mangoes for him
kua kua kua
lazy or not?
u tell me

he opened the fridge and saw some can fruits
asked mum "hey! the can fruits better open up and eat leh. if not expired then wasted le"
mum went 'no lah. i got monitor the dates de"
then he went "u better dun lor. u always keep keep keep. then expired le"
mum went "open le nobody wants to eat lor"
and he happily went "open lah, i help u eat"
kua kua kua
mum went to open and he ate all.........
subsequent nights he kept asking for can fruits to be open for his consumption.......
not lazy?
u tell me

he went to switch on the switch for the fan
then he sat down on the sofa
and realised tt he forgot to switch on the tv
"hey!! pls go and switch on the tv switch for me"
and none of us are in the living room with him lor
he is the only one in the living room and poor her, she has to go out there JUST to switch on the tv for him
lazy?
or he thinks he is the master and we are all maids??

he used to ask us to open the door and locked it for him after he left
then one fine day
becoz of this "bad" habit of his, he forgot to bring the key out with him
so when he came back from his outing, kua kua kua
no key to come into the house
luckily, the little one was abt to come back from school
so he was not "lock out' of his own house
hahahaha
>.<
and then he still dare to complain to mum tt he was "lock out" coz nobody reminded him to bring his house keys
mum gave him a good one
told him tt if he had opened and locked the door HIMSELF, this will not have happened
so from tt day onwards, he changed his "bad" habit....

wonder when will he change for the better
but i think too late le
leopard can never changes its spots.........
not even dynanmo can help him this time.........

then tt comes to next qn
will i let my man behaves this way in future.......
hm...........i guessed not
coz i will vomit blood and faint
definitely has short circuit and then wire fused and i mati young........
hehehe
so sorry dear
not tt i dun love u, but becoz i dun want to pamper u too much and then suffer in the end........

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