I AM SO INNOCENT, PLEASE ...

today I got a meeting at 1030am
before I went for the meeting I told my neighbor " if by lunch time I am not back, u guys go ahead without me. dun wait for me"
"ok" she replied and off I went

instruction clear bo?
I thought very clear
to wait or not to wait
NO WAIT rite?

well... but for whatever reason it became my bloody fault

my meeting did not end at noon so of course I wont feel bad or very anxious to get out of the meeting to go lunch with them
then my neighbor messaged me and said "I will wait for u for lunch not hungry"
then I said "okok"

meeting ended. I went back to my cubicle
told neighbour I dun feel like eating
then we decided to tabao porridge

few mins after we got back
Y came up and said "ai yo u all are here? I thought u will come down for lunch"
and then next moment "pang pang pang" someone banging her desk
and I was like what happened?

and then Y went on abt the story during lunch time
chope three tables.
then end up two tables were full and the third table only C was sitting there
after she finished her meal nobody went to sit at tt third table and after scolding W, she stormed away
why she scolded W?
well coz when she came back with her food, she saw W sitting alone at tt table and then she sat down so tt he can go buy his food
but when W came back with his food, he did not go back to tt table, but instead went to sit at one of the three tables
then u will ask what abt the rest of the ppl rite?

well, also dun know why the rest hor, all sit at the other two tables but nobody wants to sit at the third table with C
so anyway, when Y went back with her food, how come only two tables? what happened to the third one?
afraid tt we will be joining them, and there is not seats for us
Y quickly eat her food and came up and the rest is history

and end up W joking said its my fault
, coz I did not go down and join them

BUT I was like
SO INNOCENT!!

I mean my instruction was very clear
tio bo?
"go ahead dun wait for me"
if neighbor did not pass the message properly, is it my fault??
ok, even if my neighbor did pass the message properly, AND it was Y who wants to chope the seats for us, is it my fault??

WHAT THE FUCK!
whatever is it, its my bloody fault
even C thought its my fault
and Y too!!

seriously
DUH