JOKES FOR THE WEEKEND

A:- hey!! "million" short form is not "nil" rite? should be "mil"
I:- oh ya huh. u r rite!! *beam beam* should be "MILL"
A:- (looked stun) erm.....so should we write "MIL" or just spell it out in full?
I: (pondered very hard)....erm... i think should spell it out in full!!

i also want to pengz san lor
MILL = MILLION???!!??
please............*slap forehead*
5yrs working exp, i dun expect this to come out from her mouth
or maybe she said it too fast le tts why got an extra "L"

A:-later got one guy by the name of B call and look for me, can u pls asked him to email me?"
I:-ok. no problem *beam beam*
A:- thanks. very impt de. its regarding the PB. do remember to ask him to email me.
I:- ok. as long as its a guy i will ask him to email u

KUA KUA KUA
i want to vomit blood lor
so got beard one is jesus meh??? omg!!
forgive me father!!! *slap forehead*

A:- anybody wants to use the pc? i can leave it on and then let u have the password just in case"
I:- no need lah, i think u can off it. really.
A:- u think should off it?
I:- yes. should. what if it EXPLODE later!!
A:- u think it will??
I:- u never know
A:- ok i off it
later in the afternoon
I:- hey C! can i use ur lap top when u go for the meeting later? a while only. very fast
C: ok. no problem

WTF lor!!
just now A offered to let u use, u dun want
then u go trouble other ppl to let u use
what is this lor
just becoz its a CM's laptop and CM's chair, u want to use lah
pui lor.......
what's wrong with the admin's pc and admin's chair
its actually better than none lor.......

and what did she print?
u couldn't believe it lor
she printed the paste slips which she used to paste all over her office properties!!
eg table, chair, boxes, pedestral, etc.
*slap forehead*
is it tt impt? *rolled eyes*
print for what i also dun know lor
anyway, did see her do some amendment to her documents lah
so she got do work lah
must give her credits!!

but there is something which i cannot believe tt she actually suggested lor
she did a letter and the project officer send it out
then she called the project officer and checked whether he mailed the letter out or not
the project officer said yes and she said "its ok. just tt i want to have the original copy, its ok. i just print again and let u sign again. ok bye"
and i almost want to faint. how can u sign the letter again? how many ORIGINALs do u want to have??
why she does things like this one huh?

but i got to say tt she is real smart lor
another dept called and wanted our soft copy of some doc
but we were not sure can forward or not
so when she asked me, i told her better not lah
then she said "its ok. i direct them to the webby. so they go download themselves lah. so we did not give them they downloaded it"
and i was like "wa!! so smart!! why didn't i think abt it"
hahaha
so u see, dear told me, she also one smart girl. so got to be careful of her..........
when dear said something like tt, better pay attention and listen well
=))