NO PROTECTION??

read in the online news tt day tt our merlion kana whack by the lightning!! omg!!!
what is this lor
for so many yrs it has been standing at its old position also nothing happened
shifted to new place, few yrs later kana "pia' by lightning.........
"bad place lor. poor feng shui........" ks commented

"where is the lightning protector? spoil huh? how can kana "pia" de" i asked
"oh! heard tt they gg to install it this time round" junior j went
"u mean there was no protector?" i went
"ya. dun have" junior j replied
wa kao!! so daring lor no protector.....no pay protection money tts why kana "pia"...hehe
why like this huh?
gahmen always said must have lightning protector, but they themselves no abide the rules......or merlion not protected by gahmen de........hm.......

so i went to ask the 'wise one"
"why last time at old place no need protector huh?"
"last time the old place got many trees tts why no need. the lion is under the shade de. but quite surprised tt though the head is round de. also can be striked"
wa lao!! so wise reply
"why round head cannot be strike by lightning meh?" i went
"becoz its round. so how can it be strike?" wise one went
hehehe.... i still dun get it.......
>.<

"when the lion is repaired. the lightning protection cannot be install on the head lor. coz then the lion will have "horn". they will have to install a stick just beside the lion and must be taller than the lion. so tt the head will not be strike by lightning."
wise man lor......
let's all wait and see how they gg to install the lightning protection...