STILL NO WEDDING BELLS

we passed by a green froggie outlet last evening on our way to clementi
then i saw the coin bank which they are gicing away if u spend more than $20??

and i told dear "hey! come here eat with ur colls leh, then get tt coin bank. we will save money in it. once full we can......."
M: pop baby!!
D: get marry!!
chey!! looks like we not on same frequency

then i looked at him and he looked at me
D: wow! u mean u can dun get marry and pop baby first?
M: pls lor. now the trend is not to get marry. its to pop baby. u never read the story abt Ms I Leung and the HK richest tycoon' son meh? one 21 and the other 42. popped baby but no marriage lor. the ms leung said she wants to pop baby but not to get marry.
D: ya lor. i did not know this story. until i heard my colls chatting. maybe hor, want to DNA first then get marry
M: dun think so lor. he is the 1st grandson lor. GRANDSON ok. the ah gong so happy. and the ms leung was instructed no work for the next 10 yrs lor. got house got money. all she needs to do is to take care of the baby
D: u mean the sons nobody pop baby meh? this is the 1st one meh?
M: how i know? but apparently this is the 1st grandson lor. ah gong named the grandson lor. now she is the envy of all the women in HK lor. richest tycoon in HK leh. no joke lor
D: its a son lor. if its a daughter different story le. the girl also smart lah. dun get marry she can always claim tt the baby is hers.
M: u think the "lee family" will allow her to claim the baby like that meh?
then conversation abt ms I leung ended and i went:- "so hor. u quickly go buy tt coin bank ok. then we can start to save money le."
and tt cheeky old man went "ok. i go change $100 into 1cents."
M: dun think can fill the coin bank lor. and 1 cents still in use meh? nobody use le
D: tts the thing. dun want it to be filled
WA KAO!! diam diam. gave him a nasty look
D: ok. why not we save $1 instead
M: $1 also not enough lor. dun know save how long. anyway, u go buy first lah
D: dun want to buy. hahaha
WA KAO!!
just "Fu yan" me........mei li mao!!
T______T
duh

few days ago, dear and i were talking
then he mentioned tt the boss has a 2 yrs old daughter
and i went "huh? how old is ur boss?"
"42"
"wa kao!!! old man leh. 42 then have baby. how to run after her? lao gor gor liao lor"
and dear looked at me "old meh?"
and i went "ya. old"
and he went "but when i have my own children, i will also be ard tt age"
kua kua kua
so he is trying to tell me he wants to be father only when he is 42
but then, how old he wants to work until hor if his children still so young?
and frankly speaking, how to run after the kids?
i mean.........cannot imagine
*shake head*

so anyway, yesterday i continued the conversation
and asked him" btw, how old is ur boss's wife huh? must be young rite? if not how to run after the girl"
and dear said "dun know."
and i went "if his wife young young one, still ok lor. his wife can run after the kid. but if old one, same age as him, i think can forget it lah. both ur boss and wife will nudged each other to go run after child"
then dear went "so u telling me to get a young wife is it?"
and i went "ya. seriously. no joke. if not how? how to run? many things cannot do. i cannot imagine"
dun u agree???

anyway to cut long story short, i actually suggested him to get a filipino wife....hahaha
why?
becoz they can cook, do foot reflex, do massage, be a maid, give birth, be a nurse (and they are very good at it) multi task lah. basically.....why not good? good rite?
idea too rite.........
>.<
duh
told me "i will consider"
bah!!!